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V8 Beast

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  1. V8 Beast

    Dear Cr

    If this were a tag team battle post-a-lot would be on the canvas crawling towards the ropes in a last ditch effort to tag in Macho Man.
  2. Dryness isn't the issue.. if it ain't tight it ain't right :nod:
  3. 14 Wtf! You must make slow passionate love because after 5 times my stuff is missing 2 layers of skin lol!
  4. To be an awesome super troll slowly plotting to take over the interwebs one forum at a time?
  5. http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chris-brown-oh-yeah.jpg
  6. Maybe, pm sent If I had a seasoned catcher it would help prevent wild pitches...
  7. Why are you posting this on a site that 99% guys? Did you just open the closet door?
  8. Talking about imaginary sex partners is so high school.
  9. Right! Talking about killing a buzz. Then the girl wants to look at you funny when you come at her love hole with a vacuum attachment. Does she espect you to suck it out with your mouth... I think not!
  10. Then what in the fuck was that hairy ass thing sitting on your couch looking like chewbacca with a perm?
  11. So thats why your entire apartment smells like peanut butter...
  12. My wifes mom uses it from time to time. The other day she asked if someone had been sick and sneezed. I told her it was spilled clam chowder in an attempt to think on my toes. Watching her scrape the crust off the spacebar before going to wash her hands is why I made this thread. It kind of turned me on, but deep down inside I knew it wasnt right.
  13. V8 Beast

    Dear Cr

    Hey Phil my cars done... 20 roll at trails on the 13th?
  14. The other night after a long stressful day I decided to treat myself. It took about 30 minutes searching the web but I finally decided to go with bondage as a visual stimulant. Typically I'm more into lipstick lesbian stuff but for some reason hardcore bondage made my balls tingle that night. At first it was a little uncomfortable getting a pattern together because they kept doing close ups on this guy and his sweaty muscles. To make it worse he was grunting and making stupid faces the entire time. I dont know about you but when I'm playing tug boat I dont want to dock when there is a guy on the screen. I did that once and felt like a dirty prison bitch. If I could I would have stuffed my baby parachute back in the bag and tried to run that race again if you get my drift. So after getting my mojo together I could feel the end was near. Being defensive minded I try to avoid making messes with my man jello. Well today there was a hole in my defenses and I am left wondering what to do. Not sure how, or if there was a breeze indoors, but it hooked to the left mid flight and hit my keyboard. I immediately went from an o face to an oh no face. Everything went in slow motion while I was left feeling helpless. Its crazy watching what appeared to be a break in the matrix causing the coordinates above my north pointing man compass to ignore the laws of gravity. In all my days of playing defense I never knew I had to be prepared for the backspin. Well.. in short I got jizz in between the keys on my keyboard. At this point is it time to buy a new one? I tried the canned air but that just made it look like I was trying to airbrush my under-keys. Any help with the matter would be greatly appreciated. P.S. Don't judge me :fa:
  15. V8 Beast

    Dear Cr

    I love the amount of hate put into this thread. This thead has my seal of approval
  16. Yup, but it works ok on spray. Cam has about 12k miles on it.
  17. You need the push rods, valve springs, timing chain, and possibly an oil pump. Not sure what you have in there now.
  18. Custom grind Comp Cams 228/232 .588/.595 110lsa. Comes with the cam card. $225
  19. I just want to say its easy to sell out of something when you only have 10 :fuckyeah:
  20. We are blamed because thats what a lot of the people here do. They go out to "Mexico" on random nights then come here and report what happened. We have bad pr because in a way we deserve it. When people try and take a stance against the activities that make the site look bad people get upset. I'm against doing it for PR as a way to pull the wool over other peoples eyes.. but I am 100% in favor of doing it to help people in need. Just let me know what you need help with and I'm there bro. Edit: Just wanted to say I know the majority of the people here race responsibly. I just think a CR that helps out behinds the scenes is better than one thats in the public eye.
  21. I was in the 8th grade... and yes
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