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My wife's got visitors this week. Yeah....I'd approve most anything right now. :no:

I approve of this one. Needs to do it naked though. http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/fastest-time-to-burst-three-balloons-with-the-back/

Good numbers but I agree with the wheel comment. Needs to redo the rims and clean that fucking car up. He'd also pick up a few tenths if he put the extra burrito down once a week.

It's missing my man parts.

Not really. I have brother in law who's blacker than the crayon in my kids box and another who is from Japan. We even have an Othodox Jew in the family. We're a fully integrated and know all the good jokes.

tt. a Financial Plan and put the 45 thing into a plan. Wife and I did got together with ours and meet with him quarterly. It's a full on business meeting to cover our entire portfolio including properties, budgets, etc... Basically you start here X and want to end at age X with a today income level equivalent to $XX and then you'll see with all that is going on how far over or under you are and what you need to do to change it. The last several years set us back a couple years, but we adjusted our savings plan accordingly. You'll be surprised at how much you have to save to really do it to live for 35-40 years without ever working again. We're on track to hit 55 and live large. :fuckyeah:

Delaware County Health Dept (Chuck) called back. Great guy. Very professional and came out to take a report too since he was there today and I live not even 10 minutes drive time from the zoo. He's on it with the Zoo. He did say they are tighter in food prep and safety than most restaurants, but this is clearly a case of a coaching moment for their training staff. He's absolutely glad I called to make a report as if something bad were to happen it would get very ugly for the Zoo. He said they were just two weeks ago to re-cert their facilities too and they passed with zero issues.

^^ I forgot her. Another one that I'd blow dust by the time I was done. She's pic worthy http://pinchapigtoe.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/carrie-underwood.jpg?w=600

Kate is another one that I would love until I could love no more. Even without much makeup, she's stellar. http://images.naughty.com/wallpaper/Kate-Beckinsale/Kate-Beckinsale-28.JPG http://movie-talk.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kate-beckinsale.jpg

I couldn't Photoshop ugly like mother nature could do. http://www.topsocialite.com/celebrities-without-makeup/

I would wear her out. My dick would fall off. I would ejaculate air by the time I was done. http://hotevalongoriapics.blogspot.com/ http://www.windows8wallpapers.com/wallpapers/eva-longoria-hd-wallpaper-1400x1050.jpg

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Dude if Longoria doesn't hit your radar, turn over your testicles to science. She's the package. http://www.fond-ecran.net/fonds/evalongoria_007.jpg

She's good looking but not the best walking the earth. The moment she opens her mouth I do want to stuff something in it but for multiple reasons not just looks.

I'm in for more pics of the wife :gabe:

Might also be worth handing out fliers when there next time or over the course of the next couple weeks. No doubt it's not their first visit there and I'm sure others will recognize the vehicle and damage, etc.... The best thing going for you is that he will likely be back. Not guaranteed but it is likely.

My opinion, all three are wrong. In terms of a leaving the father over grounding the kid....there's most definitely more to the situation than one instance. Each family is different but I'm a little closer on divorce situations than most given that's what my wife does for a living. Has the couple sought counseling? Disciplinary differences is a pretty basic thing to work through. The harder point will be working through "showing" the child how to behave through actions. Again, seek counseling. Nothing at all to be ashamed of in doing so. Like many, I too was allowed to take sips of a beer and at age 17 even had a couple with my father now and then as he worked in the yard or at dinner. He was VERY Clear on his expectations of me and I knew very CLEARLY that it was NOT okay to have alcohol at ANY OTHER TIME except when he offered it in these rare situations. I considered it a rare and memorable bonding moment of trust between father and son. I never let him down on that matter while in high school and living at home. Key is did the father and son set and agree on expectations? Crystal clear expectations and understandings as to why the rules are as they are. The child was clearly wrong, no need to get into the details there. I won't believe they were not even remotely clear that it was wrong to sneak into the liquier cabinet. Mother, wrong for flying off the handle and not seeking counseling. Same for dad as that shoe fits both. Again, don't know the whole situation but no doubt there's more to it than a single situation or single matter behind such a decision.

The two in the middle look like Brian :gabe: Your daughter is growing up fast man.

Long shot, but they are everywhere.....cameras? Worth checking with someone on?

yep. I believe the saying is: "Even absolute perfect health is merely the slowest way in which to die."

How nasty are these guys? He was inside an exhibit at the zoo. Was really cool how the light was coming through the misting machines they had keeping the exhibit cooled off. This sucker had anchor lines like 3ft long. http://www.pbase.com/timothylauro/image/137628874/original.jpg

Exactly. Being handcuffed to a mortgage is never a win. http://media.cnbc.com/j/CNBC/Sections/News_And_Analysis/__Story_Inserts/graphics/__REAL_ESTATE/_CONCEPTS/home_handcuff_200.htease.jpg

Exactly. It is alarming. I'm not trying to be a jerk about it either but given the gravity of the situation it needs to be documented. Both the Zoo and the Delaware County Health Dept. are involved. It's not a matter of anyone being lawsuit happy. No injuries have occured....yes. However, it's only a matter of when if no action is taken. Plenty of case-law exists and the key to anything is documentation. That's where we're at now.

So when the worker that assures you there is no pork prepared in the kitchen and on the tools, in this case frier oil, do not contain pork, you would feel safe correct? How about introducing the fact that other workers were experimenting with port and the result would contaminate her meal? Keep in mind no pork is typically prepared there and that "experimenting" isn't normally done in a working kitchen that's known and presented as pork free. How would you feel then? In my case, I've already asked and had the assurance presented. We go there all the time and I do ask each time if the facility has any peanut prepared items. The answer is always no. Just corn oil and batter that's peanut free. If it wasn't for me seeing a Snickers Bar wrapper and candy being dipped in the batter and about to be thrown in the frier, no one there would have alerted me as they were trained to know that such practices weren't occurring there. You can disagree or continue to ignore the facts I've presented. I have a a follow up conference call with their Director of Food Service this afternoon and will report back the findings. The main purpose of the call is to put this behavior on record and document things. More to come.

Let's keep the momentum in the Darkroom. This is supposed to be a pretty darn nice week. Anyone care to share pics taken? I'll start the week with yesterday as I'm not sure what I'll be able to get accomplished with a busy week at work. Here are some simple ones: Columbus Zoo Canon EOS DSLR in Ambient Lighting RAW image Processed with CS5 http://www.pbase.com/timothylauro/image/137617858/original.jpg Backyard Pic 5+ yr. old Cheap-Ass sub $100 camera jpeg processed in CS5 to add Depth of Field http://www.pbase.com/timothylauro/image/137617868/original.jpg