Soon to be ex. Crazy how long a divorce can go on. I filed last January, and I don't see this ending in the next couple months. Certainly not cheap. But on the upside, I have 50% custody of my kids, which is remarkable considering what I do for a living. I still have all my cars, my house, and my pride/self respect. And a hot-ass girlfriend. I had to pay her a lot to get her out of my house (essentially bought her a 3500 sq ft house), and the child support is quite a bit, even with 50/50 custody.