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Nerds that can't log on to teh interhoppers drive like Ricky Bobby ?

They usually trigger the tornado alarms when animals escape from the zoo. Hence why they call them "Tornado/Animal Escape" alarms.

I'm sorry to hear this.

Good luck !

I can't do burnouts.

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^ thats fucking hideous. Negative rep for you. I kid I kid.

That looks even worse the first abortion on film.

color ?

Welcome. Nice ride.

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I lost my bonerz.

Did I hear something about 700hp sheep sex ? Cause that sounds messy.

Bahahahaha ... I was waiting for that.

Shitty man.

I can't find something in this post I don't find disgusting.

Likewise. Twice even !!!

^ thats what your mom must've felt like !!! She was all like "TAKE IT TAKE IT !!!" and I was all like "Where the fuck did you get a giraffe penis strap-on ?!?!"

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I have a device that you put in your intake and instead of obeying the laws of aerodynamics, it actually IGNORES THEM COMPLETELY and makes your car faster. A welcome side effect is fuller, and longer lasting erections. (erections lasting longer than 4 hours should be videotaped and bragged about)

Congrats !!!

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So my wife is 32 weeks pregnant. Last week she misstepped on our front porch stairs and took a fall, and ended up in the hospital with a broken foot. They wanted to montior the baby for safety reasons ofcourse (she didn't hit her stomach or anything), and they discovered that she was contracting way more than she should have been, but she couldn't really feel them. They discharged her and said to get bedrest, and try to be extra mindful of contracting (if she couldn't feel them before I don't know what that even means, but whatever) till she goes in for the follow up exam. So today she calls me, and apparently the situation is much worse now (of course), and the doctor told her she could pretty much go into labor at any time, which is GRRRRRRRRR-REAT. I can't wait to meet my son but to honest, I'm worried about both of them. Add to that our "plans" for when he was born (babysitter for my daughter, time-off work ect) are officially all fucked up now. LOL. Sounds exactly like something that should happen to me. We're waiting to hear what they advise we do. Sorry, I'm just inter-venting. Well wish me luck assholes.

Nice, my next car will be a vette.

I have brinks, I have been happy with them. Customer service is quick, and helpful. Response time of course will vary from area to area, but whenever my alarm has gone off without a cancel they've called within a minute or two. Price wise for monitoring, I was unhappy after my original 2 year contract was up, so I called to cancel and they gave it to me quite a bit cheaper than before. Its so cheap now I don't really mind paying for it. Make sure you have conduit installed at your NID, and that you get glass breaker alarms for any ground level windows, (or motion sensors if you don't have pets).