They'd out homo each other unlike any other opponent either had faced before. The levels of gay would be so high, and so concentrated that any man that got within a 10 mile radius of the battle would immediately begin searching for another man to make-out with.
Luckily the battle will be hosted in San Fransisco ... so no one will really notice anyway.
I suppose anyones interest in anything, is relative to cost.
So without stating one, I will assume he would take a trade for a 98 honda civic, with a questionable tranny.
Pixeljunk FTW ... just played Killzone 2, also ftw. I believe Riddick is also available for PS3. MGS4 is another win if you like the snake.
Other than that PS3 sucks.