1. I feed off of troll souls, the lack of proper trolling has left me brittle and weak, unable to perform sexually.
2. "LOL WHATS THAT IM SO WASTEDDDDD"
3. So at this point, either
Every person on earth has lost their anus, unable to pewp There are no persons, just gorillas
No. I'm not open to getting gay ass banged when there is still vaginas and skull fucking, and I've always been against sex with other primates, only humans and canines.
4. Digiorno Crispy flatbread tuscan style /w chicken.
5. My own birth.