LOLLERBLADES.
You know, I saw the thread title and instantly got excited to see the fail train pass by. Then I read your first post, had my suspicions verified, and broke out the popcorn. Finally, after reading your responses, it's clear you don't even remotely have a good handle on introductions, social etiquette, or the internet in general. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.