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Or it could be that due to the fact you live in the Ghetto there's a strong police presence/fast response time

And I don't mind "Protect and Serve" cops at all, just cant stand cops (Like Staties) who's mission seems to be "Stalk and Harass".

I see what you did there.

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Weirdest experience by far was some hot "normal" chick who got crazy-wild for her dog's tongue and some peanut butter, that was some shit. Again, http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/True+story+_f5d0167b336c2c99eb74e4f9820a05aa.jpg

So im 8 years old right, living in Upper Arlington (a few houses down the street from then coach (John) Cooper). Parents went out for the night and left me/brother/sister (both younger) with the balls-hot-ultra-pri$$y cheerleader from next door (I think she was 13 at the time). Things proceeded without incident until “Baywatch” came on. Problem was Baywatch (apparently her favorite show) was on at the same time our favorite show (Unsolved Mysteries) was on. A small argument ensued to no avail; girl was hellbent on watching Baywatch. So we all sit there watching Baywatch for a bit when after about 10min……”mmmmmmmmphhhhh……..yyyyyyyeeeeEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! And with that girl stood straight up, dropped her jeans/pink-heart panties straight to the floor, sat back down, then just started working her enormous, swollen ,soaked pink pussy. Sister and brother (who were sitting right next to her on the couch) freaked out and ran into the kitchen, I just sat there directly in front of her watching as she played with herself (never forget how wet she was, she was soaked ½ way down her thighs, you could like see cooter-juice streaming down n shit). While still furiously working herself she managed to blurt out “go up stairs now, and don’t come down until I say so!” Sat for a bit upstairs wondering exactly what in the fuck was going on (I knew I had definitely seen something I wasn’t supposed to). Finally came back down, went to sit on the couch, and the both the cushions were sopping wet. Even said “there all wet!?” she immediately blushed and flipped the cushions over, then looked me dead in the eye and said “DON’T TELL YOUR PARENTS”. So fast forward four years later, im 13 ( well aware of exactly what had gone down that night) and she’s 18. So there I am walking home from School and I spot her practicing with the Varsity Cheerleading Squad: our eyes instantly lock, I say to myself “holy fuck it’s her”….She shoots me back the nastiest smile I’ve ever seen, as if to say “you’re one of the few that know deep down inside im secretly a dirty little slut”. I went back home and fappeder’d off for a good 30 min. http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/True+story+_f5d0167b336c2c99eb74e4f9820a05aa.jpg (All of it)

Lived in Florida for a year and the shit law enforcement gets away with down there is downright scary.

Had too P.S. I've digitally remastered alot of this shit, if your into the OG shit PM me, I managed to save/find it all (or most of it)

-Happy now- (Even though I consider things that make explosions like Nuclear bombs hazardous but I see where you're coming from: not necc. hazardous to human health)

The more I thought about the magnitude of the explosion the more concerned I got. Didn't head towards the flames to find out what was going on... Didn't Google it... Didn't Call Anyone... Hopped on CR and found the info I was looking for in seconds :thumbup:

Yea thats what got me, like I've seen explosions on the news n shit, but outside of a Nuclear Bomb (and that footage I posted of the other train derailment/explosion) I've never, ever, seen anything light up the entire horizon like that, shit was unreal.

Shit went boom, i'll tell you that much

Telling you right now whatever was in that tanker was seriously hazardous shit.

EXXXXXACCCTLY

If you were indoors you probably wouldn't have heard much in UA. Also depends on the direction you were facing. I was facing dead-east looking out across the lake (bad-azz view ) while another group of people partying across the lake were facing West, you could tell they didn't see a thing. Once the explosion got to the Westside it was more or less like a giant bolt of lightning, if you weren't watching it all go down you more or less would have wrote it off as car accident down the street or something. The crazyiest thing was watching the initial explosion, (being like "WHAT IN THE FACK") then like 3 seconds later seeing some huge fire ball, THEN, like after another 3 seconds "BOOOOOM". The delay from the time the sky lit up to the time I heard the "BOOM" was probably the scariest part of the whole ordeal. Outside of a big-fucking-bomb there simply isn't much else that can produce an effect like that...

Don't worry, he didn't catch a thing worth watching, just some lame secondary blast. The initial blast was eerily identical to this (more or less exactly how things went down).

Already front-page news on MSN.COM

Picture this, only at night. The coloration was absurd, pure, deep orange for as far as you could see in any direction. Footage of the Tsar bomb is a little bit of an exaggeration, but not by much... Probably one of the coolest things i've ever seen, hence why i can't sleep.

Mind you this was probably taken @ 2:00am-ish with no flash... http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/Wires/Online/2012-07-11/AP/Images/Train%20Derailment%20Fire.JPEG-04e60.jpg

I'm not fucking with you in the least when I say I got seriously worried about a potential terrorist/nuclear attack after i came to my senses. For a minute there I seriously contemplated alerting family/friends in the Columbus area. The only thing I can compare it to was footage of a Nuclear Bomb detonation...I tried to run several scenarios through my mind (Natural gas/Tanker-Truck/Factory Explosion) but none of them would jive with the scale of the explosion, again, insane.

BUT MY FUCKING LORD WAS THAT AN EXPLOSION. So I'm Villian_Chillian/Bo$$_Pympin/Whathaveu up @ the hot tub (Westside, near Grandview) overlooking the lake/city when out of nowhere the ENTIRE FUCKING HORIZON lights up like the fucking sun. I don't like to use caps that often, but in this case i'll make an exception because the ENTIRE FUCKING HORIZON lit up, absolutely as bright as the sun for what appeared to be miles in either direction, insanity. Never seen anything like it in my life. About 3 seconds later a MASSIVE motherfucking fireball erupted a good hundred feet in the air, then about 3 seconds after that KA~BOOOOM! a massive shock wave hit. After recovering from the pure awesomeness I had just witnessed (took me about a minute, shit was intense) I figured I should probably call 911. Tried calling 911 for 5min straight but the call kept getting disconnected, finally got through to the sheriffs office who informed me that the 911 system had been overloaded by errrboddy calling in. Judging by the magnitude of the fireball/explosion I guesstimated to 911 that it had occurred maybe a few blocks East of my location (Riverside and 5th ave) when in fact it had occurred 5+ miles away....

Try disconnecting the battery.