Dear Anthony #2,
I would like to sincerely thank you for the washer, it was a great washer that did a wonderful job getting my clothes cleaned. However I have decided that this is not the model washer that I really wanted, so I have traded it for a set of 317 heads. As it would turn out the heads were kind of an impulse thing (I really had no use for them) so I traded them to a bum on the street for a half eaten taco that he said he had found in the trash. That was the best $100 I have ever spent.
Sincerely,
Your good friend.