Okay. Ordered a key from Byers, they got me a blank (then didn't call when it showed up, then realized they couldn't cut it at the shop, then tried to deflect .. anyway..)
So, we re-ordered -- a dozen days and dollars later, we have a MASTER KEY.
Here's whatcha get:
http://i.imgur.com/W4dJB14.jpg
And if your dealer is nice they'll give you one of these handy, high quality key heads from your previous order:
http://i.imgur.com/OremBhF.jpg
Which does net you, at the end of the day:
http://i.imgur.com/tqcvXna.jpg
Pardon the photo quality.