John

rubbing is racing pussies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6_5GCkIW8s

yeah that is true, it is def hard to see something on the bottom unless you are directly above it.

yeah i saw FIVE on my way home from work. thats an avg. of one every 3 miles gotta make that $$$ i guess...

exactly.

meh. i swim in lakes and ponds where you cant see anything. i guess a pool is a little different though lol

plus you can lane split there, as you should be able to do everywhere.

i just ride on the tracks.

hawaii. screw your contiguous 48 states.

FTFY. i swear there probably isnt an entire set of teeth in the whole TSA.

only 2 things come from texas... and i dont see no horns on you.

thanks TSA for keeping us safe http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/06/man-from-nigeria-flies-to-lax-without-valid-boarding-pass-and-identification.html A Nigerian man flew from New York to Los Angeles using an expired boarding pass that belonged to someone else, media outlets reported Thursday morning. Olajide Oluwaseun Noibi reportedly boarded Virgin America Flight 415 at New York's JFK International Airport bound for Los Angeles on Friday. At this time, investigators are suggesting that Noibi is a tourist rather than a terrorist. Noibi apparently went through and cleared the physical screening process, but no one caught the invalid travel documents.

hawaii. ride the hana highway on maui. it would be perfect if there were not tourists everywhere in their PT cruiser or droptop mustang rental cars. also, haleakala road. check em out on google maps/earth or youtube.

well yea, if you are part of the ruling class the justice system works great for you. a slap on the wrist, a few yrs of non reporting probation, house arrest at your luxury condo in miami...

to wit: http://abcnews.go.com/US/phoenix-family-lawsuit-cops-shot-homeowner-intruder/story?id=8756441 cop comes into the house, accidentally shoots the homeowner, is recorded (phone was still connected to 911) talking about how to cover it up. then takes the guy he just shot outside, puts him on the hood of his cruiser and drives him down the street. and the department said he didnt do anything wrong...

what im trying to say is that in the vast majority of careers, if you are a fuckup, you get weeded out and either quit or get fired. people dont want to work with fuckups. in my job, we definitely dont want them. they can cause a whole heap of problems. i dont want to be working next to someone who sucks at what they are doing. however it seems that with police, when someone fucks up, all the other cops are right there supporting them. why is this? why do they support the fucksups? why do departments want to keep these people on the force? are there not enough people waiting to replace them? is it because of the union? just cop culture? whats the deal?

lol they wont. you cant trust the cops to investigate themselves. cops get to break the law with no punishments and a paid vacation.

respect is EARNED, not given. inb4 cops come in and tell us all how awesome these guys are. also inb4 "a few bad apples"... why is accountability not a part of police culture?

learn skype n00b.

thats why i use these

thats why i use the share button

must be on her period.

woman sprays breast milk at cops. arrested after she does not offer them donuts to go with it.

this is the most important thing to remember. why do so many people forget it? stop thinking with your little head and think with your big one.

cars suck. get whatever gets you from A-B. who cares if its a POS. spend money on bikes because they are awesome.