HotCarl

This actually made me laugh.

They're right, only place's to get beer after 1am are bars. The bar I always go to only charges me 1$/beer for to-go beer's but thats because Im a regular, I highly doubt they would give the same deal to anyone sorry.

I completely agree. Thats why I dont bother buying any of that shit.

I read it on SI.com earlier this morning that they were both suspended. Maybe they decided winning the BC game was more important than whatever they were going to suspend him for?

No matter how stubborn and jaded I am against marriage this is the best damn advice I have ever heard. As long as your happy man, goodluck to you.

Straps only when neccessary.... no gloves = manhands

Monday-Friday at the World Gym off sawmill, 645/715 ish until whenever we're done. If your interested you can join us but mon/wed/fri a trainer joins us so its up to you. PM me and let me know if your interested.

I have a good friend who is a massage therapist there. I'll send you a PM about it. Ive joked with her about it and "supposably" there are no happy endings but maybe you'll have better luck. Either way your getting a good massage right?

Ok, you dont need a "real" butcher to buy the cuts of meats your talking about. but carfagna's is the place to go.

congrats to having a kid in the worst world EVER! stay positive!

the federal government pays them enough. Its one thing to tip you trainer/bartender/secretary someone you see every other day, but your mailcarrier does his/her job everyday getting paid by the federal government to do their job. Their compensated, dont worry about them.

You dont have to love me... just make me some banana pancakes when we're done fucking... true story.

seriously, i heard her and her lawyer husband/bf were breaking up..... Id love to give her the D

Having MIKEC post in my thread is the best present a guy could ask for!

You do know you could get the same exact results on OSU campus right? Just making sure. If not, goodluck and have a great time!

i want to fuck rachel ray...... true fucking story.... is that bad?

Anyone else see this? http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3157227

Will someone please tell me the backstory? kid gets slaughtered over what? for what?

Damn, my brothers dumbass girlfriend just bought one on black friday. she got 2 controlers and a bunch of games. After all is said and done 500$. Fucking rediculous. Does anyone think they can unload it to someone for the same exact amount she bought it for? I want to say there were 5 games total included with the system and 2 controllers.

I'll probably get 20+ shitty christmas cards that will litter my desk for the next 3 weeks because I wont want to throw them away and be labeled 'the asshole who doesnt appreciate someone's thoughful gesture of the holiday card'. Other than that my boss will buy my some bullshit 5.00$ coffee mug (which i dont even drink coffee) like he did last year. Though he is nice enough to make the purchase out of his own wallet. Oh yeah, lest I forget about the HORRIBLE christmas party our department threw for us just last night at the columbus zoo lights. I had to walk 20 minutes in the cold for some reheated pasty mashed potatos and tough chicken with a cold bun and some koolaid. Seriously KOOLAID?!?! Am I fucking 12?!?!? But Im not sour about it or anything....

i dont get squirmish, and weird shit doesnt bother me. But there are some FUCKED UP PEOPLE in this world. Thanks because I was afraid I wasnt going to have anything to have nightmares over tonight... appreciate it.

<luqin> senior year <luqin> my roomate is on a job interview for sam adams <luqin> he's on a ridealong with a sales guy <luqin> they start talking about music <luqin> sales guy goes <luqin> "gwen stefani is pretty hot" <luqin> my roomate is trying to be professional <luqin> says "yeah she's pretty attractive" <MadHack-> heh <luqin> 30 seconds of silence <luqin> sales guy goes <luqin> "I'd eat her ass" <dave__> HAHAHAHAHA <MadHack-> ahahahahaha <erobbins> HAHAHAHAHA <russur> HAHAHAHAHA <dave__> fuck i just spit out my lemonade

<dev-hda0> Damn... while coming home from the store, this drunk came up to me, and was like, <dev-hda0> "Hey, you big black ******! Loose-lips McGee, why don't you go back to your monkey relatives? Bet you couldn't even add 1 + 1." <dev-hda0> And I calmly respond, "What's the derivative of cosecant(x)?" <dev-hda0> he just replied, "fuck you" and left... *** Join: Elexon <Elexon> shit, I just got owned so badly by a black guy on the street...

love it, cant wait.

I was just about to say that. Usually the cops will figure out a way for you to see them but them not to see you. In this case I hope the same applies.