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HotCarl

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  1. You shouldn't be driving... hypothetically of course.
  2. HA, i thought the same but they look pretty organized to me, have you seen hoarders? fuckers are crazy.
  3. Update: I went coupon shopping last sunday. While my saving's werent extreme and i didnt stock up on 800 toothbrush's i saved $42.66 and my total bill was like $55.31 savings on 42%. Not too bad considering i bought all stuff that i would've normally purchased eventually and it didnt take 35hrs to prepare.
  4. Everyone already said it, you can talk to the restaurant/bar manager and bitch. most likely he'll take care of it and/or give you a gift card or some bullshit. If not that, ive seen customer's go to their credit card company and bitch then the card company can threaten the business. That happen to the club once b/c we had a shitty bartender who added on the tip line, yeah that bitch was gone.
  5. Had it last week, 11$ for one person to eat there is fucking rediculous i dont care if the burger sucks my dick before it lets me eat it. All i ordered was a burger, fries and a drink.
  6. true story, careful when applying to chase for any entry level position. When I worked there i was side by side with plenty of college graduate's and they didnt really reward you for education, but they hold experience in pretty high regard. Also, most moves after you get into the company will be almost lateral, not much in a pay raise and if your hoping to make more via pay raises while staying in the same position dont, the max annual raise is like 3% so the only way to make more is to transfer to a better job.
  7. Im not looking for medical advice but someone who's had one of these before. I think i hurt it at work sometime friday night. Ive sprained my ankle in hs playing rugby before but this is different, its high on the leg but below the calf. Ive heard these can be nagging injuries. I dont want to lose work time but i also dont want to deal with this for a long time. If so what was perscribed by the doc? rest? I havent been to the gym in 3 days and im starting to feel it.
  8. So you want a pimp-cane... you should carry a pimp mug too to keep your hennessey in. it would really complete the look.
  9. How are you guys building these cheap ass computer's with no operating system? Shit costs like $250 alone?
  10. her dude is such a tool, what the fuck did she ever see in him to actually marry the guy? Brandi's def bangable.
  11. Sounds like a petty bitch to me. You should take a picture of someone throwing a rock through her windshielf then show it to your boss.
  12. I fought a ticket once, i questioned if the officer got me or the person in front of me (he gave both of us a ticket) and he "eyeballed" my speed. All i did was show up to my court date hoping the officer wouldnt, and he didnt. When that happened i talked to the prosecutor who offered me a deal. Without the officer she didnt have much of a case so she offered me "state speed" which i think is like 4mph over with no points. I took the deal after realizing the judge was already siding with the prosecutor, he even said "i think you should reconsider taking the deal... wtf? I think i paid court fee's and somethign else, came to like 90$ but i didnt get any points which was my goal in the beginning. Just show up to court and hope the officer doesnt. If the officer doesnt ask for the case to be thrown out or at the very least ask the prosecutor for a deal. You wont save much money b/c court fee's are usually like 50$ and theres always some minor fine (not to mention parking etc...) but you wont get any points.
  13. HotCarl

    Where does...

    You know how many skrippers work at the tilted kilt? Like all of them ... Seriously. Im not too good for sloppy seconds. She comes back to town every 6 months, she wont be back for a few months at least but never know?
  14. Why do you keep saying "he"? Its obviously an extremely attractive woman in the video.
  15. HotCarl

    Where does...

    A newly single man go on a friday night when he has class at 9am saturday? basically... where can i go that will maximize my chances of getting some strange. I cant believe im asking this question.
  16. You need to up your standards my man. Thats exactly what i was thinking. shit i lost over 25lbs since december, working out, eating better. I do what i have to do to at least be presentable and not a fat slob shit she shouldve returned the favor.
  17. Who my ex-gf? She wasnt bad looking at all but she did put on some relationship weight (cough 40 fucking pounds cough) but how shallow is it to dump someone for that huh?
  18. ha, really? damn i'll have to read this book. it was pretty good but book worthy? maybe a decent size pamphlet?
  19. I used microsoft security essentials and did a full scan, deleted what came up and it seems to be gone... at least the effects are gone for now. Will this get rid of it for good or should i do what you guys are recommending?
  20. HELLLLL YEAH.... Its odd b/c i usually like more petite girls (my ex excluded) but i figured what the hell might as well try. She was a bit skinnier (if you want to call it that) back then and her boobs were a bit smaller, she got new ones last year when i saw her. Crazy thing, the bitch could eat too, and i dont mean cock i mean like 30$ worth of taco bell. She went through the taco bell drive through and ordered a box of 10 soft tacos ... FOR HERSELF! I walked into her hotel room and it was like an obese hoarder lived there, pizza boxes, fast food wrappers, chips, soda, shit was everywhere.
  21. Ha, i was waiting for someone to say it. hate on haters, i always use protection and im clean as a whistle. Besides this all happened like 3 years ago.
  22. dude... google her. See for yourself.
  23. bwhahahahaha, i almost forgot about that. Every now and then my buddy will txt me "fuck my fat ass". Story goes, i was working at Columbus Gold when we had this feature in town, Nikki Sexx (google her). Now usually feature dancers are off limits, either because they think that b/c they get paid to fuck and wont do it for free or b/c they just think they're shits off limits to a regular man but for some reason i thought i had a shot so i talked to her, spit a little game and at the end of the night she gives me her room key. I got there at 3am and didnt leave until 1pm the next day quite literally fucking for hours on end and NOTHING was off limits. At one point i had her fat ass bent over the bed really going to town and she screams "OH MY GOD FUCK MY FAT ASS!".... it was hard to contain my laughter i almost lost my rythme and had to stop. I went through a box of condoms that night, best $12 investment of my life. Mind you all of this was a few years ago, way before i met my gf... well my now current ex-gf. i may be a pig but i never cheated.
  24. a) im a cheap bastard but if you add up all the gifts and shit i bought over 2 years, your right $80 isnt that much. b)Im also a dirty bastard therefore my sex toys are unilateral in who they are used on. I mean they're straps its not like they get inserted anywhere. I would just use cuffs but my new head board doesnt have any holes or slots to secure them around so i had to go with the straps... you understand my dilema. bb) sorry didnt see the cock ring comment. I once fucked a chick after she called me by another man's name... MULTIPLE TIMES! Then asked where i parked my truck, BITCH I DONT DRIVE A TRUCK! I have no shame.
  25. Does anyone know how to remove/uninstall/delete this shit? I looked it up and found this http://www.spywareremove.com/removeMSRemovalTool.html but it doesnt pop up on the task manager when i try to delete it that way. Any ideas or other ways i can do this?
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