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max power

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  1. Dump girlfriend. Get dog. /end thread.
  2. That mutt is a coon killin muthafuka. Gump lives in Bumfuck, where cousin lovin is encouraged, where the men are men and the sheep run scared, where the air is clean and rivers run clear, where the drillers drill and the frackers frack, where dogs eat steel doors and cats do not act "just like a dog" because the dogs where Gump lives will fuck a cat up, where the deer and the antelope play, where seldom is heard, a woo woo word and the skies are a drunken shade of green through a nightvision scope.
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    Duck Dynasty

    Watching it now. What the hell is it about? Hillbillies who make duck calls?
  4. Honey not ghey, hiney ghey. Did the dog come back yet with a dead sasquatch in its mouth?
  5. If a bear eats those house eating dogs, leave him a big jar of honey as a thank you. Then SHOOT IT when it comes to collect.
  6. Sup Gravedigga! Someones had to pick up Chevys slack
  7. sea shells? I got a bunch of those to trade.
  8. That chick is not nearly hot enough to be that fuckin stupid. She must have no gag reflex or something.
  9. That thing has got the gay.
  10. I just made you $, didnt I? Cool old bike. Old guy down the street has an AJS.
  11. Dibs on GTA. Is Gears of War and Red Dead any good?
  12. I appreciate that, but I wanna have one (or two) at the ready.
  13. Looking for a good hard case to transport the SKS and the 870 with the 28" ventrib that won't fit in regular cases. Who has the good deals?
  14. Pick up a rebuild kit and a couple cans of carb cleaner, yank the carb bank and bring them over. We'll get them cleaned up.
  15. Unless its been crashed, rock the original paint.
  16. I have a brand new set of stock pipes in the garage that I was about to put on Ebay. Let me know if you want them.
  17. My dad had the exact same bike and I will say it was an awesome bike. The 750 V4 is smooth and powerful and the bike is light and handles well. Very under rated motorcycle. Buy it.
  18. Did you point the phone at the sky while you blew it up?
  19. I'd rather watch 2# of Tannerite go BOOM!
  20. Have Carie hold the camera or even better, you hold the camera and let her hit it with the toy gun. DO OVER!!!
  21. Hell Yeah! Thats a big step up from the 454.
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