Tonik Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 This is going to make the conservative religious folks heads explode. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_REL_VATICAN_UN?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2014-05-09-06-31-28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) it's okay jesus is a commie, too... they'll just glaze over it. Edited May 9, 2014 by magley64 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 I think he was more a bleeding heart liberal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) He says to sell all your possessions and give the money away. Edited May 9, 2014 by magley64 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 well i guess they are one in the same then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Not Catholic, but I think the new Pope is pretty interesting. While I assume this AP story is accurate...lot's of his statements are widely misrepresented by various media outlets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Jesus was't a communist. He was very liberal, but not with the intention of government coersion. It was voluntary. Communism is the exact opposite of that.Way to kill the thread with a well thought out statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Jesus was't a communist. He was very liberal, but not with the intention of government coersion. It was voluntary. Communism is the exact opposite of that. So a refusal penalty of eternal hell doesn't qualify as coersion? Is yaweh not a governing body? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) Well, to be fair... I don't believe "Christ" actually existed. It's a nice story, but it was good the first couple times. http://www.amazon.com/Nailed-Christian-Myths-Jesus-Existed/dp/0557709911 I don't believe he actually existed either, but he does certainly exist as a character in a book. Jesus said "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." Just as bugs bunny said "what's up doc?" Edited May 9, 2014 by magley64 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Good point. Is the IRS Communist?You can be a Christian and not sell all of your possessions. Hell is contingent on one factor. Money doesn't play a roll. Not according to jesus... see above quote... money MUST play a role. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) He's not talking about money. He's referencing a mindset. Don't go toe-to-toe with me about the scriptures. You'll lose. Not my words, Jesus' words... feel free to find a contradiction, the bible is full of them. Edited May 9, 2014 by magley64 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pokey Posted May 9, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Pretend Hell is sure going to suck for some of you one of these days. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Steve Butters Posted May 9, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Pretend Hell is sure going to suck for some of you one of these days.Not magz... I don't even think Satan could tolerate his level of fuckheadedness 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) hell yeah dude, can't wait for hell... already ordered a set of asbestos water skis, and a sweet asbestos winnebago for camping by, and skiing on the lake of fire... still saving up for the asbestos cigarette boat, and a case of spf 9 billion sunscreen Edited May 9, 2014 by magley64 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Right wing conservatives hate Catholics as much as Jews. Catholics typically vote dem unless abortion rights are a key personal issue. Who are catholic? Mexicans....Italians....Irish...-all dem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted May 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 hell yeah dude, can't wait for hell... already ordered a set of asbestos water skis, and a sweet asbestos winnebago for camping by, and skiing on the lake of fire... still saving up for the asbestos cigarette boat, and a case of spf 9 billion sunscreen Don't forget the flame resistant anal lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) Right wing conservatives hate Catholics as much as Jews. Catholics typically vote dem unless abortion rights are a key personal issue. Who are catholic? Mexicans....Italians....Irish...-all demProbably because Catholics just run around buttfucking children with impunity and worshipping some stupid old fuck in a stupid hat. Edited May 9, 2014 by Steve Butters 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 That's all my Catholic friends ever talk about...kid - fucking and silly hats... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) Right wing conservatives hate Catholics as much as Jews. Catholics typically vote dem unless abortion rights are a key personal issue. Who are catholic? Mexicans....Italians....Irish...-all demWhat about our resident mexitalian Guido turtle fucktard? He's a conservative... Kiss all those stereotypes goodbye. Edited May 9, 2014 by magley64 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Conservatives donate more money to charity than liberals. Now what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Yeah.. that one is true, as well.http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/21/opinion/21kristof.html?_r=0Sorry... another one bites the dust. I'm not sure if you're trying to disprove my statement or support it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Just because teachers like to fuck kids, doesn't mean Catholics don't 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 I'm not supporting anything. Just setting the record straight. Conservatives give more to the needy. Liberals give more to each other.Conservatives volunteer more, too. Don't forget that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Heard this on 610 today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Sure, but that doesn't mean all Catholics fuck children. Matter of fact, a smaller percentage of Catholics fuck kids than non-Catholics. You can hate on Catholics if you like. I don't really care. You're just being disingenuous when you do.Know who else is disingenuous? Catholics. Especially when they're luring kids in for a good old fashioned buttfucking. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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