magley64 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Standard testing method, Laymens terms http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/how_tested.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted May 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Standard testing method, That's working really well in the schools. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 That's working really well in the schools. If children were designed by engineers to learn, then that might actually mean something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted May 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 If children were designed by engineers to learn, then that might actually mean something. I think God did a fine job of designing children. That last thing we need is the same engineers that made the EPA test designing children. They would be completely useless at that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 I think God did a fine job of designing children. That last thing we need is the same engineers that made the EPA test designing children. They would be completely useless at that point. There are no gods... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted May 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 There are no gods... You might have a point. Children being designed by EPA engineers would certainly explain you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 You might have a point. Children being designed by EPA engineers would certainly explain you.zing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAC Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 There are no gods... There is no spoon. Seriously though, you guys should know better. Mags knows everything. If you don't believe me, just ask Mags. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 I am starting to believe that Mags is just an online bot that has been programmed to prolong internet threads. The occasional personal appearance is most likely a paid actor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banditj13 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 There is no spoon. Seriously though, you guys should know better. Mags knows everything. If you don't believe me, just ask Mags. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 I am starting to believe that Mags is just an online bot that has been programmed to prolong internet threads. The occasional personal appearance is most likely a paid actor. Sweet, when do i get paid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAC Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Sweet, when do i get paid? See Casper for your check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted May 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Sweet, when do i get paid?After the second coming of Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 magz was not born... he was cobbled together in the backyard of a meth lab of ashtabula, right next to where the helicopter and dune buggy was built. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 After the second coming of Jesus.I don't think that's appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted May 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 I don't think that's appropriate. How about after Hell freezes over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 It's been proven that white people smell like bologna. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 How about after Hell freezes over?Hell is a figment of your imagination so thus cannot freeze over anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 (edited) To be fair, hell is at least a fictional location in a story, like mordor, or Tony Stark's Malibu mansion, or the krusty krab. It could potentially freeze over if authors decide that's what happens to it. Edited May 16, 2014 by magley64 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted May 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 To be fair, hell is at least a fictional location in a story, like mordor, or Tony Stark's Malibu mansion, or the krusty krab. It could potentially freeze over if authors decide that's what happens to it. You have long maintained that the Bible is a work of fiction. Why was it so objectionable for them to write in the second coming of Christ so you could get paid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 (edited) You have long maintained that the Bible is a work of fiction. Why was it so objectionable for them to write in the second coming of Christ so you could get paid? "I don't think that's appropriate" is just a phrase like "that's what she said" to inject some humor into an otherwise innocuous phrase. we really don't need to hear about any of jesus's emissions, first, second, or 500th. Edited May 16, 2014 by magley64 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted May 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 we really don't need to hear about any of jesus's emissions, first, second, or 500th. But they would only be fictional right? So again no problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Magley is like the great Oracle of the forum, possibly of the entire state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDuty Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 Actually there is a reason there is only a Stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted May 23, 2014 Report Share Posted May 23, 2014 Actually there is a reason there is only a Stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell.May you be touched by his noodle appendage. Ramen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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