Gixxus Christ! Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 http://www.grubstreet.com/2014/08/bacon-powered-motorcycle.htmlyou are welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted August 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Oops...did not see this had already been posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Yummy. It surely smells delicious going down the road. My neighbor used to get fry oil to make bio for his Powerstroke, loved it when he drove down the alley.....smelled exactly like frenchfries. Now they need to make hemp oil bio so we can all take turns suck starting that bike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted August 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 If you can suck start a diesel motorcycle I'll gay marry you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 "TRY" is the keyword my post was lacking.....TRY to suck start that bike. But even if I could slurp a house through a coffee straw, once we're married you do know that woud instantly stop, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted August 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Have you ever heard of percussive discipline? You will suck when instructed to do so.Tears make the best lube. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 I was raised to react to violence through superior violent acts, so just consider me a biter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted August 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Teeth can be removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 Agreed. But at least be a manly gay by only knocking out some of my teeth to play red rocket russian roulette....aka, Kentucky chomp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snot Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 I think this thread has been derailed long enough.... neither of you can suck start a hog and no one is gay.That being said, I like bacon but I don't think I would want to smell it all the time. At first it would be cool but once a bunch of people start chasing you it would stop being cool. I could see parking and running in an establishment and come out seeing a bunch of people licking or trying to suck start my bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mj 88 Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 You're only gay if you suck start each other's while the wife is watching! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted August 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Mutt you keep your pecker wreckers away from my meat, and don't forget to wiggle-dunk these purple bulldog cheeks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinker Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 lol @ every post in this thread, I needed a good laugh thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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