Three words. bacon. powered. motorcycle.

[Gixxus Christ!]

http://www.grubstreet.com/2014/08/bacon-powered-motorcycle.html

you are welcome.

[Gixxus Christ!]

Oops...did not see this had already been posted

[Helmutt]

Yummy. It surely smells delicious going down the road. My neighbor used to get fry oil to make bio for his Powerstroke, loved it when he drove down the alley.....smelled exactly like frenchfries.

Now they need to make hemp oil bio so we can all take turns suck starting that bike

[Gixxus Christ!]

If you can suck start a diesel motorcycle I'll gay marry you.

[Helmutt]

"TRY" is the keyword my post was lacking.....TRY to suck start that bike. But even if I could slurp a house through a coffee straw, once we're married you do know that woud instantly stop, right?

[Gixxus Christ!]

Have you ever heard of percussive discipline?

You will suck when instructed to do so.

Tears make the best lube.

[Helmutt]

I was raised to react to violence through superior violent acts, so just consider me a biter

[Gixxus Christ!]

Teeth can be removed.

[Helmutt]

Agreed. But at least be a manly gay by only knocking out some of my teeth to play red rocket russian roulette....aka, Kentucky chomp.

[snot]

I think this thread has been derailed long enough.... neither of you can suck start a hog and no one is gay.

That being said, I like bacon but I don't think I would want to smell it all the time. At first it would be cool but once a bunch of people start chasing you it would stop being cool. I could see parking and running in an establishment and come out seeing a bunch of people licking or trying to suck start my bike.

[Mj 88]

You're only gay if you suck start each other's while the wife is watching!

[Gixxus Christ!]

Mutt you keep your pecker wreckers away from my meat, and don't forget to wiggle-dunk these purple bulldog cheeks!

[Tinker]

lol @ every post in this thread, I needed a good laugh thanks