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ITT You win 5,000 points, or you get BANNED!!


Tonik

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Do not post in this thread unless you are willing to be banned for 48 hours. You have been warned.

This is a contest.  If you post in this thread you are automatically entered. If you post here to ask a question about the contest I will answer it, but you will be entered.  The contest runs until Sunday morning July 3rd. You may post as many times as you wish.  Extra posts will count and will increase your chances of winning. So theoretically you could win both prizes!!!

The morning of July 3rd I will use a random number generator to randomly pick two posts.  The first post picked will get 5,000 points!! I will transfer 5,000 of my personal points to you because Casper is a cheap ass and won't pony up.  The second post picked will get BANNED for 48 hours!!!  Banning will be immediate and expire Tuesday morning July 5th.

Fine print: Owners, admins, moderators, sponsors and other employees of Ohio Riders and their immediate family are not eligible for this contest. Technical difficulties caused by Casper's incompetence that prevent you from posting here are a fact of life and you have no claim to the contest if you can't post because he broke something. This offer is not valid where prohibited by law.  All decisions by the judges (Tonik) are final.

 

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Just now, Idiot said:

Oh, and I don't want points and banning would bum me out :-(

 

You winning would be epic since you give all your points to me. I would just get them back.

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43 minutes ago, Tonik said:

 Technical difficulties caused by Casper's incompetence that prevent you from posting here are a fact of life and you have no claim to the contest if you can't post because he broke something. This offer is not valid where prohibited by law.  All decisions by the judges (Tonik) are final.

 

 

:lol:

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In the contest rules you state "The decision of the judges (plural) is final but only list one judge......You. Does this mean that your blowup doll is also included or Is it that you go both ways? I'm in no way judging...just curious. 

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4 minutes ago, Al Z. Heimer said:

In the contest rules you state "The decision of the judges (plural) is final but only list one judge......You. Does this mean that your blowup doll is also included or Is it that you go both ways? I'm in no way judging...just curious. 

You of all people should know I have two personalities.  The online OR asshat one, and the in person nice one.

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7 minutes ago, BMMW said:

Ban me now ... who in their right mind needs 5,000 points?

5k points is half way to a free supporter membership. Not sure why he's not offering 10k so it's actually useful. Stingy with his points I guess. 

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Just now, Casper said:

5k points is half way to a free supporter membership. Not sure why he's not offering 10k so it's actually useful. Stingy with his points I guess. 

My 5k points are 5,000 times more useful than you.

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I'm in.  If I win the 5k points, I'll add 5k to make it total 10k, only to be regifted to the one nonsupporter who insults Tonik with utmost impunity.  Surely Tonik will spitefully ban that person for a short period of time, but to get a free supporter status for the next year, is it not worth it?  Would we not be entertained?  Would it not give you bragging rights for years to come?  Game on folks.

If I'm the lucky loser that gets banned for 2 days....meh, so be it.  I got shit to do offline anyway 

 

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4 hours ago, ludwb675 said:

Make it a week long ban and then you got something to think about. 

Valid point, but I didn't want to scare everyone away. I just wanted to ban someone. 5,000 points is well worth being able to do that.

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Would an insult count if it was a compliment since Tonik tries to be an  :asshat: when he is actually a smart and nice guy who brings donuts to our rides?

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10 hours ago, MidgetTodd said:

Im in, a 48hr ban doesnt scare me and Im a points whore :)

You are a whore...

A bike whore, forum whore, midget porn whore, sketty whore, track whore, post whore.... Well you use to be a post whore... Point whore was all that was left.

However, your whore status has declined a lot this past year. I will give you credit for the epic ride although you pulled out early...lol

You should be forced to post during the 48hrs.

 

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