SpecialEd Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 When my wife Linda cleaned out Breeze's litter box today, she discovered that our sentimental kitty had left an homage to her love for us. Since the only art media available to the cat are her own pee and poo and the kitty litter, that’s what she used. We were moved to tears upon discovering it—tears of laughter. She quite literally pulled this one outta her ass. Anticipating what her plans for Christmas might be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 Gross. Smh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 That needs to be framed, in an air tight container of course. You might get a fortune on EBay. And you should start an Instagram account for the cat. It could be the next Grumpy Cat. It needs a catchy name.... I vote.....Poo Cat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted July 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 4 hours ago, Tonik said: That needs to be framed, in an air tight container of course. You might get a fortune on EBay. And you should start an Instagram account for the cat. It could be the next Grumpy Cat. It needs a catchy name.... I vote.....Poo Cat. I'm all in! You can have 15% of the cat's net sales. You are a fucking genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 1 hour ago, SpecialEd said: I'm all in! You can have 15% of the cat's net sales. You are a fucking genius. If you can get it to shit a baby Jesus we will be rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted July 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Tonik said: If you can get it to shit a baby Jesus we will be rich. I'll check the litter box early tomorrow morning. If it's in there, I'll retire immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted July 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 11 hours ago, Steve Butters said: Gross. Smh. You obviously don't appreciate art. Or love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 Fuck cats. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 3 hours ago, SpecialEd said: I'll check the litter box early tomorrow morning. If it's in there, I'll retire immediately. We could name the artifact "Holy Shit"!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted July 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Tonik said: We could name the artifact "Holy Shit"!! . . . or Pharisees Feces--i.e., continuing the quasi-religious trope . . . Edited July 30, 2019 by SpecialEd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 Note to self: never shake special Ed‘s hand. Doesn’t know enough to disregard cat feces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted July 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, max power said: Note to self: never shake special Ed‘s hand. Doesn’t know enough to disregard cat feces. Those are my wife's hands in the picture. I don't wear nail polish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 Well, you’ve got a cat, how was I to know? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 This post is 13 posts longer than I thought it was going to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted July 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 Here is a picture of the shit-artist guarding our house at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialEd Posted July 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 52 minutes ago, TimTheAzn said: This post is 13 posts longer than I thought it was going to be. . . . and you read all of 'em 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpentracer Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Odd. Cats usually behave like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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