What's your battle cry?

[Buckeye23]

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

 

Lo! Who is that, skulking across the icy wasteland! It is Slowica GT, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He howls vengefully:

 

"For the love of carnage and discord, I bring darkness and mayhem like a sentient bulldozer!!"

[Guest 00Smurf]

Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the freeway! It is 00Smurf, hands clutching a mighty sword! He cries ominously:

 

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I destroy all in my path with God on my side!!!"

 

and!!

 

Stalking out of the plains, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Smurf! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

 

"I'm going to hump you for such a long time, Buddha will explode!!"

[Guest jpurdy2003]

Stalking over the mountains, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh The Anti-Role Model! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

 

"I'm going to punch you beyond mortal comprehension!!!"

[Guest jpurdy2003]

Who is that, sprinting amidst the hotel lobby! It is Jack Pee, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

 

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I bring darkness and mayhem until there is no more hope!"

[alibies]

"By Odin's mighty spear, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"

[Bobby Lee]

Who is that, prowling through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Bobby Lee, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He screams gutterally:

 

"I'm going to pulverize you faster than the speed of sound!!"

[Maro]

I'm going to bludgeon you so hard, you will drink poison and piss honey!"

[Science Abuse]

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the hotel lobby! It is Swimmingbird, hands clutching a mighty sword! He howls ominously:

 

"I'm going to fuck you harder than God thought possible, and launch you into deep space!"

 

Hear that ladies?

 

Running over the fields, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Eric Grothaus! And he gives a spectacular scream:

 

"As sure as predators devour prey, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"

[Guest Crankshaft]

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Prowling over the cliffs, carrying a burning branch, cometh The Silent God! And he gives a low howl:

 

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I plunder until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"

 

 

Stalking along the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Crankshaft! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

 

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I lay waste to the landscape until there is no more hope!!"

 

Running over the wasteland, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Garrett! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

 

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!"

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[smokin5s]

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging over the plains! It is Back_2_Reality_Of_Fury, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a mighty howl, his voice cometh:

 

"For the love of beatings, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

[Orion]

Hark! Who is that, skulking through the tundra! It is Orion, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He howls homicidally:

 

"I'm going to fuck you so forcibly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"

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Zang! Who is that, striding over the icy wasteland! It is Eastside Juggalo, hands clutching a meaty axe! He grunts vengefully:

 

"I'm going to brutalize you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!"

 

 

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Lo! Who is that, stalking along the mountains! It is David, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm seriously going to clobber you until you are tax-deductible!!"

[vitamincj]

Prowling through the tarmac, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Vitamincj! And he gives a mighty howl:

 

"I'm seriously going to clobber you backwards in time!!"

[Dave1647545494]

Lo! Who is that, running over the cliffs! It is Gas,Grass,or Ass, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a cruel roar, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to punch you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!"

 

and

 

Who is that, skulking over the tarmac! It is Dave, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to pummel you into a fine spicy powder"

[Guest stevil]

Stalking through the hotel lobby, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Hossier Daddy! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

 

"I'm seriously going to bruise you until you deflate!"

[Science Abuse]

HEHAHAH, CR's battlecry, amended from Josh's

"For the love of racing, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

[OGRE]

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting through the hotel lobby! It is Joel's98gt, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to make you cry like the bitchiest bitch!!!"

 

 

Truely fit for an ogre.

[Ziggy1647545504]

Lo! Who is that, rampaging through the hotel lobby! It is CR Caddy, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to spank you faster than the speed of sound, and throw you out the window!!"