Buckeye23 Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php Lo! Who is that, skulking across the icy wasteland! It is Slowica GT, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He howls vengefully: "For the love of carnage and discord, I bring darkness and mayhem like a sentient bulldozer!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 00Smurf Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the freeway! It is 00Smurf, hands clutching a mighty sword! He cries ominously: "Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I destroy all in my path with God on my side!!!" and!! Stalking out of the plains, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Smurf! And he gives a vengeful bellow: "I'm going to hump you for such a long time, Buddha will explode!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jpurdy2003 Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Stalking over the mountains, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh The Anti-Role Model! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry: "I'm going to punch you beyond mortal comprehension!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jpurdy2003 Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Who is that, sprinting amidst the hotel lobby! It is Jack Pee, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low howl, his voice cometh: "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I bring darkness and mayhem until there is no more hope!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibies Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 "By Odin's mighty spear, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Lee Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Who is that, prowling through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Bobby Lee, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He screams gutterally: "I'm going to pulverize you faster than the speed of sound!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maro Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I'm going to bludgeon you so hard, you will drink poison and piss honey!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the hotel lobby! It is Swimmingbird, hands clutching a mighty sword! He howls ominously: "I'm going to fuck you harder than God thought possible, and launch you into deep space!" Hear that ladies? Running over the fields, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Eric Grothaus! And he gives a spectacular scream: "As sure as predators devour prey, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 <font color ="midnightblue"> Prowling over the cliffs, carrying a burning branch, cometh The Silent God! And he gives a low howl: "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I plunder until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!" Stalking along the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Crankshaft! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I lay waste to the landscape until there is no more hope!!" Running over the wasteland, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Garrett! And he gives a vengeful grunt: "I'm going to bludgeon you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!" graemlins/lol.gifgraemlins/lol.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging over the plains! It is Back_2_Reality_Of_Fury, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a mighty howl, his voice cometh: "For the love of beatings, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Hark! Who is that, skulking through the tundra! It is Orion, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He howls homicidally: "I'm going to fuck you so forcibly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffocateXfaster1647545505 Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Zang! Who is that, striding over the icy wasteland! It is Eastside Juggalo, hands clutching a meaty axe! He grunts vengefully: "I'm going to brutalize you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!" -- Lo! Who is that, stalking along the mountains! It is David, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh: "I'm seriously going to clobber you until you are tax-deductible!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vitamincj Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Prowling through the tarmac, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Vitamincj! And he gives a mighty howl: "I'm seriously going to clobber you backwards in time!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Lo! Who is that, running over the cliffs! It is Gas,Grass,or Ass, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a cruel roar, his voice cometh: "I'm going to punch you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!" and Who is that, skulking over the tarmac! It is Dave, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh: "I'm going to pummel you into a fine spicy powder" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevil Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Stalking through the hotel lobby, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Hossier Daddy! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt: "I'm seriously going to bruise you until you deflate!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 HEHAHAH, CR's battlecry, amended from Josh's "For the love of racing, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting through the hotel lobby! It is Joel's98gt, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh: "I'm going to make you cry like the bitchiest bitch!!!" Truely fit for an ogre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy1647545504 Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Lo! Who is that, rampaging through the hotel lobby! It is CR Caddy, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh: "I'm going to spank you faster than the speed of sound, and throw you out the window!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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