Sam1647545489 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman is masturbating alone in her bedroom, a strange man will always walk in and she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a bj. 8. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cack there. 9. Women always orgasm at the exact same time men do. 10. A bj will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 11. All women are noisy fucks. 12. People in the 70s couldn't bang unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you're walking in the park and come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend will insist that you shove your cock in his girlfriends mouth. 19. Nurses suck patient's dicks. 20. Men always pull out. 21. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 22. Assholes are clean. 23. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 24. Men don't have to beg. 25. When standing during a bj, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 ROFLMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboII7 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 haha that is hillarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bgbdbn Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 graemlins/thatfunny.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
96MustangCobra Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 hahahahahah pretty funny shit right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Harris92 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 hahahahahhhaahaha Wow...that was funny as hell. graemlins/lol.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 graemlins/thatfunny.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
400 HO Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 True.. Very True!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 <font color ="midnightblue"> "Asian men don't exist".... lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest graff48 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 LOL. That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stolen 5.0 Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 sam u've done it again. great thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Definately award winning. Oh yea and krystal steal is my lover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 17 is the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevil Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 graemlins/lol.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Originally posted by B: 17 is the bestAgreed. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohones Posted February 6, 2005 Report Share Posted February 6, 2005 Haaaaaaaaa this thread is hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 i thought they liked it whne you slap there ass and say whos your daddy the hip thing imma have to try that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 thats gold right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuBaruA Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 haha high fives and screaming "OH YEAH" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COLD AIR Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 In all fairness HUA should have been a # like 3 or 4 " graemlins/nutkick.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 thats awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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