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Local weather forecast for Hell, zip code 06660:

sub freezing temperatures in the morning, followed by heavy snow showers in the early afternoon. Expect blizzard like conditions by sunset. Residents are advised to stay indoors, and only attempt travel in the most extreme emergencies.

In other news, one Eric Grothaus was seen leaving the T-mobile store in Tuttle Crossing mall holding a cell phone with a very perplexed look about him. When asked he was doing, he grunted, screamed, and threw the cellular phone on the floor, and proceeded to defecate upon it, saying "It bad Ju Ju!". After a few moments of poking at the lighted buttons on the phone with a stick, he managed to complete a call, and began to leap around the mall parking lot screaming and hooting, presumably in joy.

Much thanks to DJ jazzy Jerrad Bass for holding my hand and walking my primitive ass around the maze of plans and finding one suited for me.

There is hope for everyone. tongue.gif

 

[ 22. May 2004, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Driver ]

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