Devils Advocate Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Your age and Sig quote lead me to believe that you have a tiny penis, and are definitely a virgin. Discuss. (On a side note, Adam Knisley would also fit perfectly into this thread if "Sig Quote" was replaced with simply "Receding Hairline") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 jon has a dart board. every week, he tapes the names of random cr inhabitants to it. on monday, he stands as far away as his dorm room will allow, and then throws a dart. whichever name he manages to hit becomes this weeks target of opportunity. sometimes, it takes jon a day or two to hit a name, because he has to squeeze the dartboard in around skipping class, getting drunk, and making "in the v.i.p." videos. if jon was a little shorter, and a little more rotund, his last name would be "belushi". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted October 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Don't live in a dorm room, my room in the house is fucking huge comparably, however. Never thrown a dart properly in my life, so this plan of yours would take me months on end to hit a name, unless they were the size of yo big ass. Sheeeeeeit. I'm doing well in school. I have no sense of humor this early in the morning. I haven't been drinking very much these past few weeks, been concentrating on school. Halloween is this upcoming weekend. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 This thread was more promising than the rest, it shouldn't have died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 jon and i tend to do that to a thread. the kids dont seem to want to play with us anymore, jon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2005 You'd think that after so many rapings, it would get less painfull. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost1647545489 Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 the sig is from the movie True lies where the guy says "the vette gets'em wet" I just thought it was funny. Sorry didnt havent had time to argue with you dirtbag have a nice day and enjoy the sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 He just call you a "DIRTBAG". FUCK1NG OWN3D! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest powers Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 What is with the recent influx of idiots on this site? I know there is a steady stream but lately there seems to have been a spike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 Explanation http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/5176/explanation2fu.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 Hey jon i know you dont really know me......but if I could be your next slaying I would feel loved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 *Waits for thread "Chad is Dead, this is for you"* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 So I won this thread, then? Ok, cool. Chad, Next Time I'm feeling froggy, it's coming your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted November 7, 2005 Report Share Posted November 7, 2005 nope. tens up beats 8s with an ace kicker...again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Jon is a Ebully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Hey jon i know you dont really know me......but if I could be your next slaying I would feel loved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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