nurkvinny Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 If pissing is called "#1", and shitting is "#2", is puking #3? If an addict snorts enough cocaine, will he eventually form cocaine boogers? If he does, wouldn't he save them? I mean, they are worth a lot. Could you put them in a spoon, and heat them up? Would he be called a booger burner? Next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest powers Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Every time I am really drunk and just hurt I always think why am I doing this. I will never drink like this again. The shitting and puking are reactions no thinking was invovled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Why is it that when I pick my nose it's full again a few minutes later? Why is it called "taking a dump" instead of "leaving a dump" - you're not taking it anywhere! Funk dat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 I always wondered what the underside of my tiolet looked like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singleturbo3kgt Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 why am i typing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 How am I going to get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 How am I going to get laid. Pay for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 Nah some cocaine just sticks to your nose a bit if you've got snot up there. I take bitches home when I drink. But I do wonder what does chicken and steak fused into one piece of meat taste like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 i wonder what willis is talkin bout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singleturbo3kgt Posted November 28, 2005 Report Share Posted November 28, 2005 paid to get laid mahn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 How did they get the floors and walls to dance with the music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 I wonder what time these girls curfew is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singleturbo3kgt Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 I wonder what time these girls curfew is. What is the curfew for 13 year olds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Where else has her mouth been? Well, thats normally morning after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 #1 How can I get more messed up? #2 Where will i most comfortably pass out? #3 What song should I chill to? #4 What should I eat? #5 Will this Jag give me the hellacious runs tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Pics???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 http://patentpending.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/capture412200580553_pm.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/1/J/bush_gotcoke.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 how can i get the most money out of these drunk motherfuckers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 I'm unibomb's protege, son. Hustle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 <Berto's voice> Dude I almost died!<End berto's voice> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Why doesn't the George Foreman grill have an on/off switch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 <Berto's voice> Dude I almost died!<End berto's voice> LOL - yes! Berto's question would be: "Why did I seriously almost die in the foam?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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