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So what about that area! ohio, Virginia and PA?


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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel, found Him, resting on the seventh

day. He inquired of God, "Where have You been?"

 

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards

through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made!"

 

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

 

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to

call it Earth, and it's going to be a great place of balance."

 

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

 

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,

northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while

southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be

a hot spot. And over there I've placed a continent of white people,

while over here is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing

to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid, while

this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

 

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land

mass and said, "What's that one?"

 

"Ah," said God. "That's West Virginia, the most glorious place on earth.

There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and mountains. The people

from West Virginia are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and

they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely

sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known

throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

 

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about

balance, God? You said there would be balance!"

 

 

 

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around

them in Ohio, Kentucky, Virginia, Pennsylvania and Maryland.

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I've heard it 2 ways

 

1st replaced west virginia with ohio and the punch line read-

God replied wisely "wait until you see the idiots I'm putting in west virginia right beside them."

 

2nd replaced west virginia with ohio and the punch line read-

God replied wisely " wait until you see the idiots from michigan I am putting around them".

 

Anyways still funny any way its written.

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