velnarah Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 what you do is you grant a very twisted warped wish to the previous poster then post what you wish and the next person to post grants your wish.for example...I wish I had a million dollars...next poster would grant my wish but put a cynical, sarcastic or just hilarious spin on it. You get to play evil fairy post whore messing up people's wishes basically.I still wish I had a million dollars..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev1180 Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 i'll grant you a million dollars, but you will die two days later.I wish i had a dodge viper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velnarah Posted November 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 granted *hands you a toy model version and grins cynically* well you didn't specify if it had to be a real one or not... I wish I had a 37" plasma tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Granted, but its 37" of blood plasma - and though you only see reds, the definition is incredible.I wish I wasn't so rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 granted, but you're still not likedi wish i didnt go ride yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Granted! but you neighbors pet monkey took your bike out for you...I wish my head didn't hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 granted, take these pills but you're going to o.d. in a biti wish i could mod my bike this summer knowing my job was secure enough to afford it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Granted but you got a different job collecting horse semen.I wish I had a time machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 granted but now your an old man i wish i could walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Granted, but now your Paris Hilton's full time dog walkerI wish I didn't OD on the headache medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Granted you pulled through after you were suckled back to life by Boy George.I wish dweezel would OD on headache medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velnarah Posted November 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 granted but when he recovers his brain is super human smart and his financial, social, and personal success soon skyrockets beyond compare.I wish I didn't have to work today.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Granted, but now you don't have a job.I wish there was a pause button at work, so I could take a nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cattmouch33 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Granted, but you were asleep when you boss tried to give you a raise and are now fired.I wish the election was over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 granted, and now were are all communistsI wish i was motorboating a set of double D's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 granted, but those Double D's are on a man....I wish I could get THAT visual out of my head...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 granted, but those Double D's are on a man....I wish I could get THAT visual out of my head......Granted, but now you have Flounder's balls in your mouth! I wish I didn't have to work tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Granted! you just got laid off!I wish Jagr wasn't trying to kill me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 granted, his wife kills youi wish i had a horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Granted you are the star in a donkey show.i wish Bob Barker was President.(The price is wrong biatch) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Granted, But he's soon replaced by Drew CareyI wish I had tickets to ninjachk08's show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 granted, but you have a heart attack on the way to iti wish my stomach didn't hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Granted, But he's soon replaced by Drew CareyI wish I had tickets to ninjachk08's showhere you go Dweezel. Clerks 2 Donkey show.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtZX1i6OYc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadyone Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 granted, but you have a heart attack on the way to iti wish my stomach didn't hurtgranted but you have a flacid penis forever no matter what you do.. i wish i could ride like nicky hayden.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 granted, you'll never be a pro i wish id leave already for basic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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