I wish...thread game.

[ninjachk08]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtZX1i6OYc

ASS!! haha.. wow. i forgot all about that movie. lol loved the drunk guy tho

[redbarron77]

granted, you'll never be a pro

i wish id leave already for basic

granted, but now you are going into the Air Farce.

I wish I wasn't such an asshole.

[Kip Drordy]

Granted, but now you're Rosie O'Donnell's tampon.

I wish it were spring again.

[ninjachk08]

granted, it rains everyday

i wish i was healed already

[xtremef4i]

granted, but now you are in a wheelchair, never to ride a bike again.

I wish I was on a cruise

[Kip Drordy]

Granted, your tickets for the Titanic are in the mail.

I wish I weren't bored right now.

[xtremef4i]

Granted, your tickets for the Titanic are in the mail.

I wish I weren't bored right now.

Granted, but then you would be busy screwing Hookers and doing blow and die a harsh death from a combination of AIDS and a coke OD

I wish it was the weekend

[ninjachk08]

granted, but you still have to work and not enjoy it

i wish i wasnt lonely right now

[xtremef4i]

granted, but then the person would just leave you again in 5 minutes and you would be lonely all over again.

I wish it didnt snow in Ohio

[redbarron77]

granted, now Ohio only has ice storms.

I wish this damn software would upgrade without errors......

[Gump]

granted, then you would not have anything to bitch about

I wish i could go home whenever i wanted to.

Edited November 5, 2008 by Gump

[Dweezel]

Granted, your dogs jaws are now locked around your junk, rendering it unable to bark.

I wish Isaac's papa wouldn't have neutered his cat

[shadyone]

granted now all your cat does is spray and hump your leg 24/7

i wish class was cancelled tonight...

[Kip Drordy]

Granted but you have to make it up on Christmas day.

I wish I had a cold beer right now.

[redbarron77]

Granted but you have to make it up on Christmas day.

I wish I had a cold beer right now.

Granted, but it's non-alcoholic Stroh's.

I wish these programs would recompile faster....

[Dweezel]

granted, but they throw the collective 'OR.NET' mind out too and we're not amused anymore

I wish my I wasn't sitting in NJ at an applebees by myself eating dinner

[Dweezel]

I was saying everyones mind here, is in the gutter, and apparently, your gutters. And by them being self cleaning, they threw our minds out of the gutter, and now since our minds are out of the gutter now, this site would be decidedly less fun.

[redbarron77]

Granted' date=' but your still stuck in NJ by yourself.

I wish I understood Dweezel's last post...[/quote']

granted, but now you are Dweezel......(Wait, I thought I was supposed to corrupt the wish.....)

I wish....I had a good wish here.....

[shadyone]

granted but then i ruined it by also granting you the AIDS.. P.S. did you hear AIDS in now funny..

I wish Obama Didn't win

[Dweezel]

Granted! but I only gave you 200 dollars for it!

I wish I had 200 dollars to buy IP's bike with!

[dustinsn3485]

Granted! but I only gave you 200 dollars for it!

I wish I had 200 dollars to buy IP's bike with!

Granted, did he tell you the engine is blown and the frame is cracked?

I wish I was better at this game.

[dustinsn3485]

I wish...thread game- You're doing it wrong!!

I'm confused...carry on.

[Cdubyah]

I wish I was better at this game.

Granted, but now you suck at everything else.

I wish to go back home and goto bed.

[Gump]

granted, but you find two gay male hookers in bed with your significant other

i wish my dog hadn't kicked my other dogs ass and cost me $370 bucks

[shadyone]

granted but now you have a pussy ass hamsters and a gay gerbil

i wish i had a prestine desmo with matching truck..