nurkvinny Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but masturbation loses it's appeal after a while. I wish I didn't have to sell all my cars to afford a family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 granted, but the are all still slow i wish i was back in columbus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 granted, but its Columbus, Indiana i wish i could get away with these wishes without caveats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimmel1647545512 Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted but aren't caveats a group of Canadian lobbyists? I wish I had an AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF JESUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted but his last name is Sanchez I wish my car was fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but you have to change the WRX's plugs in 5 minutes or less. I wish my Yamaha guitar would magically restring itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 granted, but then it will come un-stringed again I wish I was moving out tomorrow instead of in june Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted April 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 granted, but then it will come un-stringed again I wish I was moving out tomorrow instead of in june Granted, but you are going out onto the streets like Pearl the Landlord would make you do! I wish everyday was caturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but on the 8th day God created dog and dog devoured cat. I wish these Cheetos I'm eating wouldn't turn my fingers red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but on the 8th day God created dog and dog devoured cat. I wish these Cheetos I'm eating wouldn't turn my fingers red. granted, but then it turns out that it was your period blood making your fingers red i wish i could get a new cell phone that actually worked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 granted, but then it turns out that it was your period blood making your fingers red i wish i could get a new cell phone that actually worked Granted, but you can only have it once you've cleaned the period blood off my fingers. I want a chocolate milkshake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 granted, but it's going to be a RAZR. I wish I had money to buy tickets for a concert may 1st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 I don't think you guys quite understand how this is done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but you enjoy school children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
351mach11647545510 Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 you ARE a school child. RAPE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but you are now in jail. I wish megaman and I would win our senior tag round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but you are now in jail. I wish megaman and I would win our senior tag round. Granted, but it will be nude male tag. I wish it were Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Note to Kevin R: It's true...and terrible...fortunately I haven't had to partake in that. Granted, but it's Black Friday and you're working opening shift at Target. In electronics. I wish i could make a good wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Note to Kevin R: It's true...and terrible...fortunately I haven't had to partake in that. Granted, but it's Black Friday and you're working opening shift at Target. In electronics. I wish i could make a good wish. Granted, but every time you make a wish, god kills a kitten. I wish my wife got a job making a lot of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but every time you make a wish, god kills a kitten. I wish my wife got a job making a lot of money. Granted, but she better be good at dancing. I wish my Miata were pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but she better be good at dancing. I wish my Miata were pink. Granted, but now your engine only has 3 cylinders. I wish I could grow my own ....caffeine infused products without fearing .... starbucks coming after me, or something of the sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but now your engine only has 3 cylinders. I wish I could grow my own ....caffeine infused products without fearing .... starbucks coming after me, or something of the sort. Granted, but it is caffeine infused aloe and you can only use it after really bad sunburns whe you are tryin to sleep. I wish, i could get my work done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mushijobah Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but upon arriving home, THORNE will storm your house, restrain you and commit 1st degree butt-sexory. 1st degree means no lube. I wish, I could poop milkshakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but upon arriving home, THORNE will storm your house, restrain you and commit 1st degree butt-sexory. 1st degree means no lube. I wish, I could poop milkshakes. Granted, but the paper cups the milkshakes are in give you paper cuts on your anus as they come out. I wish I could teleport instead of wasting time traveling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Granted, but when you teleport your parts are all mixed up. I wish I had another aquarium/supplies for all these baby spewing fish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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