Jesus Is Watching you (not religious) very funny

[Guest Wunna Dig Race]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around

looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in

his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,

"Jesus is watching you."

 

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised

himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light

back on and began searching for more valuables.

 

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,

clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

 

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the

source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight

beam came to rest on a parrot.

 

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

 

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then sq uawked, "I'm just trying to warn

you."

 

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?"

 

"Moses," replied the bird.

 

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot

Moses?"

 

The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that

would name a 140 pound Rottweiler Jesus."