People that think it's cute to mess with your desk...

[sciongirl]

Take a Screen Shot of his Desktop.

 

Remove all Icons off the screen.

 

Make the Screen Shot his Background

 

Profit???

 

KillJoy

this has worked numerous times in our dept... never ever leave your screen unlocked.

[Scotty2Hotty]

I'm glad I don't work in an office, we'll just kick each other in the nuts.

[kenny]

Take a Screen Shot of his Desktop.

 

Remove all Icons off the screen.

 

Make the Screen Shot his Background

 

Profit???

 

KillJoy

 

Did that already, took him a good 20min to figure it out.

[kenny]

I'm glad I don't work in an office, we'll just kick each other in the nuts.

 

I miss construction... the pranks were so much less faggotry.

 

Office pranks are lame as fuck, which is why it annoys me so much.

[Scotty2Hotty]

I miss construction... the pranks were so much less faggotry.

 

Office pranks are lame as fuck, which is why it annoys me so much.

We sometimes use the bead cheater with a tennis ball in it. When you build up over 120psi, it'll hit hard

Looks like this

http://www.northerntool.com/images/product/images/145999_lg.jpg

[kenny]

Hilti guns are where it's at.

 

Or nailing someones tool belt to the highest point of a job site.

 

Or using 3" screws to screw that shit to the floor so they nearly rip their arm off when attempted to pick it up.

 

Or the HUGE HVAC zip ties around a driveshaft.

 

Or moving their van a mile or so away from their job site, just far enough so they can see it, but still have to walk to it.

 

I could go on for days.

[Main3s]

Here are a few of my favorites...

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2005/office-pranks-5.jpg

http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif

http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/pranks08.jpg

http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/pranks09.jpg

http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/pranks25.jpg

 

 

 

 

Or you could stick with the original plan and break his leg....That's always a riot.

http://hikaru.blogzine.jp/dress_you_up/images/broken_leg.gif

 

 

 

 

Or even better yet, break his cat’s leg!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/103/252784327_ce66b52d00.jpg?v=0

 

 

 

 

Either that or just have dirty butt sex with his mom and then spread rumors about how bad she was in the sack.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/14491525_8e2cde3e94.jpg?v=0

 

 

 

Either way i hope your day gets better.

[Smokey]

^^Damnit, beat me to it. Anything encased in Jello is the best prank to play on him.

[SpaceGhost]

Doesn't that shit ruin the equipment?

[kenny]

Day isn't getting any better, went to my "office" (the handicrapper) to find that someone was already in there.

 

I got to lay logs in the normal shitter.

 

Now I feel empty and emo inside, like I lost a bit of my soul. I miss you, handicrapper.

[Main3s]

Day isn't getting any better, went to my "office" (the handicrapper) to find that someone was already in there.

 

I got to lay logs in the normal shitter.

 

Now I feel empty and emo inside, like I lost a bit of my soul. I miss you, handicrapper.

 

You could kill 2 birds with 1 stone.....or log, and just shit on the guys desk.

[Smokey]

Doesn't that shit ruin the equipment?

 

I was thinking that you buy a cheapie mouse and keyboard and do it to them and put them in place of his stuff. You'd probably get in a crap load of trouble doing it to company stuff....as well as you'd have to time it out to where you stole his stuff and put it in jello and it cured all in one night.

[Wease]

It's obvious he wants you to quit...

[sol740]

I'm the office prankster here, so I can't really make any comments that don't end in ...

 

"LOL".

 

My colleagues tears taste like sweet, sweet candy. Once I sat at my desk all day making itty-bitty sized paper wads. Literally like 8 hours worth of em. (slow day) My victim stopped by my desk and looked at the ginormous mountain of tiny paper wads and commented "... that's quite the collection you got going ... "

 

I replied " ... yup sure is." As I continued to manufacture pencil-eraser sized little paper-balls. I had to pick them up with triple-oversized hanging folder I had so many. As I walked out of the office at the end of the day passing my victims office, I peered in and noticed he was on the phone with a customer (hes a sales rep). He wasn't paying attention to me, just talking sales-crap with the customer, I said "HEY!", and as he looked up his eyes saw the strobing effect of about a thousand paper wads come raining down from above and all over every personal effect in his office. There must have been a hundred or so jammed and stuck inbetween his keyboard keys alone. Not to mention the piles in his hair, his coffee mugs and in one of his open drawers. Beautiful.

[kenny]

It's obvious he wants you to quit...

 

Him and me both...

[V8 Beast]

I deal with that crap all the time. I love coming in to see everything in my office turned upside down (the latest prank). One of these days I'll probably snap.. but so far so good

[ImUrOBGYN]

Fucking with people makes my day go by faster and more enjoyable.

[KillJoy]

Try THIS?

 

 

 

KillJoy

[ICEMAN1647545504]

Take a Screen Shot of his Desktop.

 

Remove all Icons off the screen.

 

Make the Screen Shot his Background

 

Profit???

 

KillJoy

FTMFW

[87GT]

This is the most awesome prank if you can setup before they come to work. Also does he have an LCD monitor? If so let me explain what you want to do.

 

 

For this prank you need,

metal coat hanger, small cardboard tray, tape, a mouse trap, fishing line, glitter

 

1) Cut the metal coat hanger, and bend it into shape.

Depending on the make and model of the monitor, the length of the wire will need to be cut accordingly. Once the wire is cut, bend it into shape and tape it onto the spring- loaded bar [Figure 1].

 

2) Use cardboard to construct the launching platform for the glitter.

Once assembled, tape the box onto the spring-loaded bar [Figure 2].

 

3) Fasten the mousetrap to the back of the monitor and then tie the fishing lines in place.

Try to keep it out of view, this could be tricky and may not work in all offices. Before setting the trap, tie one end of the fishing line onto the mousetrap lever and then fix the other end onto the mouse cable. It is important to move the mouse out of place, so your victim will reposition it once he or she sits down. Then set the mousetrap [Figure 3].

 

4) Delicately pour a few tablespoons of glitter onto your cardboard launch pad.

Try not to set off the trap when pouring the glitter. If all goes well, the trap should spring once your mark moves the mouse back to its original location.

 

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii302/Audiparty/Austin_cubicle_monitor-trapgif.gif

[John Bruh]

This is the most awesome prank if you can setup before they come to work. Also does he have an LCD monitor? If so let me explain what you want to do.

 

 

For this prank you need,

metal coat hanger, small cardboard tray, tape, a mouse trap, fishing line, glitter

 

1) Cut the metal coat hanger, and bend it into shape.

Depending on the make and model of the monitor, the length of the wire will need to be cut accordingly. Once the wire is cut, bend it into shape and tape it onto the spring- loaded bar [Figure 1].

 

2) Use cardboard to construct the launching platform for the glitter.

Once assembled, tape the box onto the spring-loaded bar [Figure 2].

 

3) Fasten the mousetrap to the back of the monitor and then tie the fishing lines in place.

Try to keep it out of view, this could be tricky and may not work in all offices. Before setting the trap, tie one end of the fishing line onto the mousetrap lever and then fix the other end onto the mouse cable. It is important to move the mouse out of place, so your victim will reposition it once he or she sits down. Then set the mousetrap [Figure 3].

 

4) Delicately pour a few tablespoons of glitter onto your cardboard launch pad.

Try not to set off the trap when pouring the glitter. If all goes well, the trap should spring once your mark moves the mouse back to its original location.

 

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii302/Audiparty/Austin_cubicle_monitor-trapgif.gif

 

 

lmao

[Farkas]

Here's my solution

 

Annoy-a-tron

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/annoyatron.jpg

 

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

[John Bruh]

Here's my solution

 

Annoy-a-tron

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/annoyatron.jpg

 

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

 

 

u didnt read the thread huh.

 

 

 

 

 

you could do this

 

http://adayinthecube.com/uploaded_images/office-prank-2-754207.jpg

[John Bruh]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k158/9t1tsi/office_prank_31.jpg

[John Bruh]

http://www.funonthenet.in/images/stories/forwards/Office%20Pranks/office%20prank-3.jpg