Wonderboy Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 your momma so fat if you told her to hual ass she'd have to make three trips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 your momma is so fat she fell and broke her leg and gravy came out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted December 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo momma so dumb, she got stabbed at a shootout. Oh snap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to the zoo the hippos say "DAAAAMN!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo momma is so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted December 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo mommas pussy is so hairy that when your brother was born, he died from rugburn. *Forgot to add the..... BOOOOYAH!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 oh damn that shit is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo mamma is so nasty she made right guard turn left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo momma's so country, she thinks an elevator is a mobile home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 your momma so fat if you told her to hual ass she'd have to make three trips is that you in ur avatar??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo mamma is so hairy it looks like she has Don King in a headlock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLOWLX Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your Mom is so fat they used the elastic in her Underwear for Bungee jumping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Old School!>>>>Your momma so fat she plays pool with the planets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted December 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 When I asked yo momma "whats for lunch", she opened her legs and said, "crabs". ZING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo momma is so ugly they have to tie a bone around her neck to get the dogs to play with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted December 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo momma is sooooooooooooo fat that her blood type is Ragu. Buuuuuuurn bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your mother is a dislikable person, I have heard through a series of human networks that her promiscuity knows no bounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted December 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your mother is a dislikable person, I have heard through a series of human networks that her promiscuity knows no bounds. Hahahahahaha! I was actually waiting for you to post in here. And you have completely fulfilled all of my expectations. :funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your mother is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo momma is so stupid she studied for a piss test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Hahahahahaha! I was actually waiting for you to post in here. And you have completely fulfilled all of my expectations. :funny: Always glad to please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your mother is so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your momma is so fat, she stepped on the scale and it read, "one at a time please." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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