slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo momma is so poor she cant afford to pay attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo momma is so fat she got baptized at Sea World Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it reads TO BE CONTINUED............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo momma's so slow she scored "sentra" on an IQ test. yo momma is so fat she uses a "svx" for a tampon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted December 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 yo momma is so fat she uses a "svx" for a tampon Oh yeah! BURN! You better not fuck with team SENTRA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your mom is your aunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Your mom is your aunt your mom is my girlfriends girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Yo momma is so inbread...she made Phil. KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Yo momma needs to stop wearing different shades of lipstick, it keeps leaving a rainbow on my dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 yo momma so fat that she has smaller fat women in orbit around her. yo momma so tall she did a backflip and kicked jesus in the chin. yo house is so dirty that the cockroaches hold their winter olympics in your icebox. yo momma is in jail for counterfieting food stamps. yo momma got two left feet, thats why she always walks in a circle. yo momma so ugly we gotta feed her with a slingshot. yo momma so poor i saw her walkin down the street with three cockraoches singin "we are family!" yo momma drives a willy-wonka tonka truck. yo momma so short she can sit on the curb and dangle her feet. ah, middle school.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted December 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Im gonna take your mother, dorothy mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Yo momma so fat, she sweats gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Im gonna take your mother, dorothy mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow spec v Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Yo momma is so fat I just slap her thigh and ride the wave in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 is that you in ur avatar??? no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 yo momma gives more rides than yellow cab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 trippple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Your momma's glasses so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving one of the only ones that made me laugh in real life.. even though the majority of you guys are just copy pasting on yo momma websites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Yo Momma so stupid she thought BET ment British Entertainment Television Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 one of the only ones that made me laugh in real life.. even though the majority of you guys are just copy pasting on yo momma websites l remember that joke from dirty dozen's on in living color. I went to school the next day, almost got in a fight. The kid was embarrassed that everyone was laughing at him cuz I used that joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Your momma so fat she had her pic takin for a magazine and it was on pages 25-50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Your momma's so dumb, she lost the corded telephone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Yo mamma so dumb I told her it was chilly outside and she went to go get a bowl n spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I have sex with your mom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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