GSXRAntwon Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Bath n Body Works shit, works for all of em....I mean oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Seriously though. whatever hints she drops pick up on them but be discrete, keep it cheap and thoughtful. The best, most thoughtful present I ever bought was a 30$ box of Crest White Strips (it was an inside joke) for a girl I was dating maybe a month. That bitch was all up in my nuts after that. You just gotta treat her differently, not neccessarily better but differently, than all the other chumps. This man knows his stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 stripper pole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 This man knows his stuff PSHT, many many years of trial and error but I think I have the basics down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Yes, yes, I like this, let's work with this. Perhaps, yes, a romantic evening at Mitchell's downtown, followed by, perhaps, a carriage ride through downtown? During the ride, you force her hand into your lap, where you promptly fill her fist with a warm stream of golden love. Yes, and then the carriage takes you to the Renaissance Hotel, where you've reserved the penthouse sweet. And the room is decorated with lit candles and rose pedals and more urine, because you've read how chicks like phermones in guy's pee, so you figure this is a great way to get her in the mood. Before she notices her heart aflutter, you spit in her mouth, give her a solid right cross to the left breast, get on bender knee, profess your undying love, and present a four-carat stunna! This is how you celebrate Christmas with a girl you like, AMIFUCKINGRITE? Can we somehow work in a 9 iron, a midget, Bob Barker, and a Sham-wow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Can we somehow work in a 9 iron, a midget, Bob Barker, and a Sham-wow? Also some Velveeta cheese, bacon and a magic toad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 I'd giver her a nice firm back hand accross her face. That way if it does work out between the 2 of you, later on down the road she can't say. "You don't treat me like you use to." :bangbang: Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benny Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Bath n Body Works shit, works for all of em....I mean oops. Sounds like a good safe suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 What I like is that he asked *HERE* for advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Gotta cost atleast $100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 Pearl Necklace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 https://www.berkeleybrands.com/ogoplex/ :nws: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bens06GTP Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9609/inaboxxj7.gif Put your d*ck in a box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 They still sell those gold dipped roses? My now wife ate that up 10 years ago at our first x-mas. http://www.meyersjewelers.com/goldRose/ got my gf one for our 1 year coming up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 23, 2008 Report Share Posted December 23, 2008 http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9609/inaboxxj7.gif Put your d*ck in a box. Can't go wrong here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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