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Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

 

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

 

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

 

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

 

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man: Correct

 

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

 

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

 

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari....?

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messing with scammers

 

a scammer had just cussed a dude, dude asks for a "formal apology" form to be filled out before sending money

 

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18rtwumarsf9jjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

 

then he asks the scammer to fill out a transfer form

 

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