RedRocket1647545505 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg ...Billy Mayes did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 OMGfunny as hell!!!!! This will make him even more famous lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 the guys in jail are going to love his nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Doesnt even look like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Well now we know that shamwows also clean up blood. He looks like hes wearing a gown from a crazy house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 The prostitute obviously didn't love his nuts. Did he use a shamwow to clean up the blood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 is that even the same person?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 WHAT?!? He's 44 YEARS OLD??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 is that even the same person?? No shit! I always knew the power of photoshop, but I never really thought about the power of a makeup artist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 44 years old? No fuckin way. She bit down on his tongue and wouldn't let go.. what the fuck was he supposed to do? +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buteo Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Should of killed her...he gets his tongue back and money. I do it all the time in GTA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Damn saigon whore bit my nose off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 More like Sham Pow bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboNova Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 that is soooo funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Shamwow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/daw1180/1221227996440.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 It is a Shamewow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conesmasher Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 She bit down on his tongue and wouldn't let go.. what the fuck was he supposed to do? From the looks of the chick......punch harder. He looks like he was the one beaten!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro1647545510 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 From the looks of the chick......punch harder. He looks like he was the one beaten!! LOL. I agree. He looks like he got the brakes beat off of him. He needs to check and see if that "chick" has a adams apple..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Thousand dollar whores dont bite tounges off unprovoked. I bet he tried to put it in the butt and that would have cost a lil more. Allthough any 1000 dollar whore should take in every hole at once if need be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Hold the phone... 6'3... 200lbs... and the chick didn't have a scratch on her? There's an old saying that one of my drivers in Columbus used to use.. You treat a woman like a woman until she hits you like a man... then you whoop ass. My girlfriend is only 5'4, about 135... but shes a brown belt, and lifts weights... and shes pretty strong. Now I know its bad to even think about beating up a woman, but if she ever felt froggy and connected a closed fist to the face... Id fucking maul her. She knows it too. And the way Vince looked... im pretty confident that Id'a left that bitch in a dumpster somewhere before looking half that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizzzzle Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 HAHAHA left her in a dumpster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 HAHA wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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