Mojoe Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 So from time to time a friend and I will just send rediculious captures of happenings. So I woke up this morning with crazy poop cramps. I go to take care of business, and I'm putting effort in the whole time. Nothing. After 5 minutes, my legs are tingling and I have a solid struggle going on. Finally, movement. I'm bracing and am in a full sweat at this point. Then the splash and an audible clunk of a huge turd hitting porcelain. Worried that I may have damaged me, I'm now worried about the toilet too. Relieved, I have a pause and catch my breath, only to realize the pain is not all gone. I wiped away the sweat and bare down to start again. The pressure came suddenly and an exhaustive explosion shot out my ass. I had to gasp for air. I was spent. I peeked down into the bowl, scared of the alien I would see. The second wave was raw hot liquid. A whiff of inner bowel hits my nose signaling me to wipe quickly and get out of there. All I want is a nap now. I laugh every time I read it still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I normally just get pics of said dooty. But that is a good story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stop sharing our intimate moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Chili dogs FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Stop sharing our intimate moments. Intimate would be if I was talking about you giving me a blumkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate1647545505 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I once recieved a picture of the aftermath a female UTI causes....along with a text description. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Anyone wanna spacedock so we can send pictures to Joe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I usually send out random pictures of my dick to everyone in my contact list approximately 4 times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 ^you will never have my #^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoostedAce Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Chili dogs FTW! More like whitecastles AHAH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 ^you will never have my #^ Hi. What's your #? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 1(900)DRMOJOE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 1(900)DRMOJOE Dick pix sent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I got the text, but there's nothing there. Oh wait, I get it. Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Camera phone doesn't zoom out very far...I apologize. Might just look like a tan screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I don't think that's the problem. I can make out a shoe on the corner of the screen. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I don't think that's the problem. I can make out a shoe on the corner of the screen. lol Ya. That is a midget standing on my dick. Don't ask. She wanted her senior pics to be different than anyone elses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Ya. That is a midget standing on my dick. Don't ask. She wanted her senior pics to be different than anyone elses. You have a thing for midgets, admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Ya. That is a midget standing on my dick. Don't ask. She wanted her senior pics to be different than anyone elses. Was gone for a bit and came back to this. Good recovery. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Hi. What's your #? Whats YOUR number. I need you in my contacts! :pics: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Whats YOUR number. I need you in my contacts! :pics: That's gay man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Textual intercourse is fun sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 This thread is just way too gay http://a4.vox.com/6a00cdf3a9bf0ecb8f00fa967dd29c0002-320pi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 You're all gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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