Mensan Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 http://www.omegle.com Stranger: hey You: hello Stranger: normal? You: ? Stranger: psycho? You: abnormal? Stranger: ok Stranger: speed? You: where do you hail from, wayword traveler? Stranger: speak Stranger: from polsih Stranger: poland You: you are well polished? Stranger: you say now Stranger: da Stranger: ja polak You: is it true your tanks are battery operated and/or pulled by donkeys Your conversational partner has disconnected. Your turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: 24/m cyber? You: aRE YOU GAY? /End Chat LoL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: hi You: i put on my robe and wizard hat Stranger: where r u from? You: The kingdom of Merth Stranger: wow Stranger: im japan You: I am the King's sorcerer Stranger: how old r u? You: 264 Stranger: aa.. Stranger: man? You: Yes Stranger: im woman You: I cast a level 15 ecstasy spell on you hmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! You: Fuck you. You have disconnected. I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 You: hi Stranger: yo You: balls in your mouth? Stranger: ㅡㅡ Stranger: what? Stranger: what do u mean? 씨발새끼야? You: pikachu? Stranger: pikachu? Stranger: pika pika Stranger: 미친놈ㅋ You: egg rolls? Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Stranger: 병신 Stranger: ㅡㅡ Stranger: you die. tonight You: i just died in your arms tonight You: it must have been somethin you said Stranger: ^^ Stranger: 엿먹어 You: what did the duck say to the fish? You: ? Stranger: what? Stranger: fuck You: GET THE FUCK OUT OF FUCKING LAKE YOU STUPID FUCKING FISH Stranger: hey Stranger: u mom bitch^^ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I just went to Korean translator and started typing in vulgar shit. Apparently everyone on this site speaks Korean? Stranger: hii You: knock knock Stranger: who You: knock knock Stranger: zz You: top? Stranger: yes You: 나의 격발준비작용을 빠십시오 (suck my cock) Stranger: 그게뭐ㅑㅇ You: 격발준비작용 빨판 (cock sucker) Stranger: 싸우는 격발준비작용 소대-模糊 -MOVO 홈 음 악 블로그 서클 동성약전 게시판 밤의가게 로그인 | 회원 가입| 도 움 싸우는 격발준비작용 소대 http://group.movo.tv/rongchuangpei 복사 수장 서클 분류 ：취미서클/관광서클... Stranger: 격발 [ 擊發 ]네이버 백과사전 총의 방아쇠를 당겨 탄약이 폭발하고 발사에 이르는 과정을 말한다. 표적을 명중시키려면 정조준을 한 상태에서 방아쇠를 당기는 손가락의 압력을 직후방으로 순간적이고 부드럽게 당기는 요령이 필요하다. 방아쇠를 급격... You: i'm not watching your gay porn You: sick fuck Stranger: 뭐 Stranger: ㅂㅂ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted June 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Apparently everyone on this site speaks Korean? I got a lot of Taiwanese earlier. Some others got Brazilians, I think it just depends on what time it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I'm masturbating right now, if that offends you, or if you are male, please disconnect. You: i am to Stranger: you are male, or masturbating? You: both You: can u breath heavy for me Your conversational partner has disconnected. Good times.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: hi You: Hey... Stranger: asl? You: What? Stranger: age sex location You: Old, No Thanks and at work Stranger: sex=male or female Stranger: no thanks too You: I prefer females You: What about you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Howdy! Stranger: Greetings. You: hahaha, who says greetings? Stranger: Oh! Incredible! Stranger: You are the fourth person whom I greet thus. Stranger: The first three of them disconnected immediatly. You have disconnected. Bahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted June 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: You are the fourth person whom I greet thus. I am going to say this to everyone I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 This time I gave it a little thought.... You: Hello Stranger: hello You: Hi You: Can you help me? Stranger: whats up? Stranger: i think so Stranger: what can i do for u You: I'm scared, my mom and dad are mad You: they are yeling Stranger: yeh,parents yells Stranger: i think you cant stop them You: its loud and mom said she leaving with my uncle Rob Stranger: thats their own things You: Do your mom and dad yell Stranger: sometimes Stranger: but not often You: I think its bad cuse sometimes dad hits mom Stranger: and as they getting older Stranger: they dont yell as much as before You: dont tell on me okay im not sopose to tell You: how old are you? Stranger: 23 Stranger: u? You: 11 You: Have you heard of CR? Stranger: No, whats' that You: Oh nothing.. Stranger: oh, Stranger: sorry about the yelling thing ,kid You: Its okay. they yell then go to bed. It get loud then to but dad says its beceasue he loves mom Stranger: okay then You: I just think its diferent becasue my moms crying now and said the police are comming to take dad back. I dont want that. You: Oh SHIT SON!!! dad is choking mom. You gota help me! Stranger: What! Is this real? You: Dude I'm 11 years old, how could I make this shit up. Call the cops! Stranger: I don't where you are... you call them. You: Dad said I can't leave the room or he would...never mind Stranger: Is your mom okay? You: I don't know. Now dad is crying and moms just sitting in the bathtub. I think something is wrong casue dad keeps telling her to wake up. You: I should go. Starnger: Wait, please tell me this is a joke. You: You're a sick fucker you know that!!! Why whould I make this shit up? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: hi Stranger: 한쿡살람 Stranger: 찾아횰~~ You: what the fuck is that shit? ching chang chong.... I can't understand you.... go back to your country..... WHITE POWER! Stranger: suck my ass lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 :funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverMaker Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 edit.. it got better You: who are you Stranger: Sophie You: where do you live Stranger: You? You: I am in Ohio You: how old are you You: sophie sounds like an old name no offense Stranger: Im 17 In Ireland You: ah ok Stranger: None Taken Stranger: So. . . Stranger: Do You Like Sex? You: No Stranger: Oh? You: Yea it sucks Stranger: No. . .I Suck You: my penis is so huge no girls like it Stranger: Stranger: I Like It Big You: no you don't Stranger: Oh? Stranger: How Big Are You Babe? You: too big. every girl gets scared and leaves me You: i am lonely Stranger: Oh. . . You: I am thinking about reduction surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 You: a/s/l Stranger: hi Stranger: you first You: What the fuck, I asked first, learn some fucking manners you douche Mine aren't very good. Usually I tell the girls I am looking for a hot european bride to bring over to the US Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Shit business is slow today You: balls or tits Stranger: balls You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 last one You: Hi I am Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.... have a seat over there for me Stranger: i.. Stranger: wasnt planning on doing anything You: then why do you have a rope, a box of condoms and a bottle of vodka with you? Stranger: i was uh..... Stranger: i . Stranger: work construction Stranger: had a drink with friends earlier Stranger: i mean....nothing was going to happn tonight,.,with me..and this 13 yr old girl You: Then why did you say this in your chat log "oh baby, I can't wait to be inside you" Stranger: uhhh Stranger: i didnt mean that sir Stranger: rly..didnt mean anything by it Stranger: just wantd to talk You: you also said "Have you ever done anal sex? I can't wait to try that with you", sir this is a 13 yr old boy you were saying that to Stranger: umm Stranger: please sire.. Stranger: sir8 Stranger: i uh.... Stranger: left my lights on in the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
launchin1st Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: wtf is happining Stranger: i have no idea You: thats not good Stranger: i know You: i know whats happining here Stranger: what You: people are getting fatter Stranger: are you? You: no. You: when i say fat, the people in our town are 9 out 10 times goingto be 350lbs+ You: im only about 165 Stranger: i am about 200 You: almost evry woman has a BIF Stranger: Whats a BIF????? You: BIF- But In Front Stranger: cool Stranger: where u from? You: im not from earth, im from a small planet called ryloth. Stranger: cool Stranger: i am from earth You: and where do you hail from Stranger: earth scotland You: sweet, i love a man in a skirt Stranger: its not a skirt Stranger: its akilt Stranger: kilt* You: still , there sexy. Stranger: i have 1 You: do you go commando when you wear it? Stranger: yeah you have to You: man. thalk about balls sticking to your leg on a hot humid day Stranger: i like wearing it commando because of the freedom Stranger: lol You: well, shit. You: i gots to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: where? Stranger: g Stranger: wj\ Stranger: \\ You: i like the letter e You: i don't like g's Stranger: where Stranger: china You: i hail from the planet mars You: i am a destroyer of worlds Stranger: really You: i must research everyone before I plan an attack You: yes really this is no joke Stranger: when You: when i feel like it You: you will never know Stranger: i know Stranger: forever You: every time I look in the mirror I am reminded of how awesome I am You: and how I will crush everyone in my path Stranger: the same as me You: you feel that way? Stranger: not all Stranger: a little You: well then i guess we can't destroy worlds together Stranger: good Stranger: i believe we can You: you type slow Stranger: 、 You: type faster? You: I must get back to randomly probing humans anally. You: I can put you top on my list if you wish Stranger: ok Stranger: i'm busy Stranger: you know You: me too I need to take a shower Stranger: the guy from the mars Stranger: haha You: showers take all day on mars Stranger: yeah? You: yes why didn't you know You: i thought you were smart Stranger: the earth is better than tha mars Stranger: i think You: lol silly human You: my city is underground Stranger: i am serious You: you would never understand how awesome it is unless you saw it with your own eyes You: your planet will never evolve to this level of awesome Stranger: i love our earth You: you should all just give up Stranger: all my heart You: yes give your heart to me You: i will enjoy that Stranger: you say u from mars You: no joke mars here Stranger: how can u speak english You: i learned it because most everyone I talk on her speaks the earth english You: i told you i am studying before i destroy earth Stranger: how Stranger: don't do it pl You: with a huge laser how else do you blow up a rock? You: you humans are slow Stranger: i'm the superman You: and inintelligent You: superman? Stranger: i can stop u You: how on while I load my kryptonite shield Stranger: u should do your usiness You: hold even You: thats better You: what were you saying human superman? Stranger: never Stranger: strng You: the probing never stop Stranger: handsome You: watch your butt tonight i might be at your house You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankis Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: Sweden? You: volvos? Stranger: No? O.o Your conversational partner has disconnected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: go kill yourself Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Man this blows, it's blocked at work . I could have some fun with this today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Okay.. so who was it? Stranger: hi Stranger: im 20 male you You: Are you from CR? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: 17 M Brazil You: 19 F New York You: Wanna fuck? Stranger: yes Stranger: u? You: Sure, my B/F is gone I was looking at porn and found this site Stranger: webcam? You: I'm actually blind You: I was looking at brail porn Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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