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I was drunk as hell and feeling a little ballzy last friday so I text this hot 34 yr old chick and put a twist on it. Yes these are actal texts no bs

 

Me: When was the last time you got fucked properly?

Her: Define properly

Me:I'll rock ur vag like you wouldnt believe

Her: Prove it

Me: Be over in 10

Her: Ok

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I was drunk as hell and feeling a little ballzy last friday so I text this hot 34 yr old chick and put a twist on it. Yes these are actal texts no bs

 

Me: When was the last time you got fucked properly?

Her: Define properly

Me:I'll rock ur vag like you wouldnt believe

Her: Prove it

Me: Be over in 10

Her: Ok

 

pics or it didnt happen.

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this game is much better when youre waiting to be helped at a verizon store, and you go into the messages of the display phones and randomly txt people....verizon on 256 actually has active phones, and someone had txtd someone and didnt delete them, so while looking at the phone i noticed there was txts on it....hilarity ensued
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this game is much better when youre waiting to be helped at a verizon store, and you go into the messages of the display phones and randomly txt people....verizon on 256 actually has active phones, and someone had txtd someone and didnt delete them, so while looking at the phone i noticed there was txts on it....hilarity ensued

I've txt'ed the "when you gonna let me tap that" at the Brice location several times to any numbers that were on the phones.

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this is not my wife and she does know im married

 

me: hey

her: good morning sunshine

me: can i ask you something?

her: sure

me: so, when can i tap that?

her: boy you woke up with some balls...bad night?

me: no, actually good night. you still didnt answer my question

her: you shouldnt have to ask

me: ill take that as a yes

her: no reply

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me-so when are you going to let me tap that

gf-say what

me-tonight, tomorrow, thurs?

gf-wat does it matter?

me-5 mins meet in bathroom

gf-uhm wat are you talkin bout

me-you, me getting it on

gf-are you ok??

me-yea

gf-freak....

me-so when can i tap that?

gf-whenever you want i dont deny you

 

:)

 

me-hey whats up

steve-just workin, whats up bro?

me-nm brosive, so when can i tap that?

steve-how about tonight cutie?

me-only if you leave the back door open for me to come in

steve-ok im done lol, great thread on CR.

 

me-hey quick question

her-sure

me can i tap that?

her-wait who the fuck is this

me-yes or no

her- well wouldnt i need to know who you are first?

me-no whats the answer?

her...nothing

5min later

her-fuck off dan

 

me-hey whats up you

her-heyy nmu?

me-just hanging out...so when can i tap that?

her-anytimeeee

me-im free this fri. you want me to come up?

her-yes!

me-whats ur address?

her-xxxx w. bancroft street

me-what time

her-10pm

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oOh god the text messages will probably go straight to my girl but i tryed it.

 

Girl 1 (dont even know her, passed numbers at a show)

 

me: ay girl, so when you gonna let me tap that?

her: Lol wuuut

me: ?

she quit textin me back

 

 

Girl 2 (girl i use to hang with)

 

Me: ay girl, so when you gonna let me tap that?

her: ha what?

me: Did i studda?

her: dont you have a girl friend?

me: Im not sure yet, you gonna let me?

her: why is that?

me: Im waitin for you :D

her: ha why? thats all so randomly silly!

me: i got a question

her: whats that

me: when can i tap that?

her: haha oh my gosh. I cant. did you see my myspace or somthing?

me: no? what about it

her: bc this all so random ha i havent talked to you in a while ha. But how are you

me: bored, i got some tappin to do

her: lol do it with your g/f!

 

 

Girl 3 ( Best friends ex haha)

 

Me: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that?

her:hahahahahaha llaawwwwllll

me: ?

her: what you just sent me?

me: You gonna let me?

her: haha, your funny funny

me: i got a question

her: what now....

me: can i tap yo azz?

her: hahahaha.oh my god XD

me: please :D

her: i got one for you

me: whats that

her: when are we going to chipotle?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wow......when she said chipotle i was done hahaha and im eating it as we speak.

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sent this to my crazy old ex girlfriend who like to bat cat shit all around with a paddle...

 

 

me- when can i tap that

her- uhm.

me- ? i need answers

her- r u serious?

me- duh

her- looool i cant believe u said tap that!

me- im a busy man i need answers

her- ha ha i dont know busy

me- let me knock your walls down and take you back to the "stood" age.

her- sounds fun :)

me- oh ya?

her- ya sounds like a wall breaker

me- thats what im talkin about ... keep it cave man style.. pulling hair and clubs to the head

her- hahaha ya ya! alright i gotta go to work soo ttyl

me- no u

her- u u u

pause

 

me- you need a clubing

 

 

 

no response te he

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