2pointslow Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 haha dejavu, my woman is the same, and she even calls me ridiculous, weird. are you sure we're not dating the 'same girl' like the song, LOL Is she from sunbury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiji ST Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I tried this with my girlfriend earlier tonight. I got yelled at for five minutes. Tip: Don't try this if your girlfriend has the flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Is she from sunbury? haha no. but seriously yours and mines text convo's from our women were like identical. crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 haha no. but seriously yours and mines text convo's from our women were like identical. crazy. Keep her, mines fun and as funny as they come! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psi nrg Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I was drunk as hell and feeling a little ballzy last friday so I text this hot 34 yr old chick and put a twist on it. Yes these are actal texts no bs Me: When was the last time you got fucked properly? Her: Define properly Me:I'll rock ur vag like you wouldnt believe Her: Prove it Me: Be over in 10 Her: Ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey2721 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I was drunk as hell and feeling a little ballzy last friday so I text this hot 34 yr old chick and put a twist on it. Yes these are actal texts no bs Me: When was the last time you got fucked properly? Her: Define properly Me:I'll rock ur vag like you wouldnt believe Her: Prove it Me: Be over in 10 Her: Ok pics or it didnt happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psi nrg Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 pics or it didnt happen. http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h282/jmm934/pic69.jpg Here ya go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey2721 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 woot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponyjr1647545514 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 dam thats a nice 34yr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psi nrg Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 she really does have the best body ever. Its like the body of a 22 year old but with the experiance and sex drive of a 34yr old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Did you take pics because you knew people on here would later question your endeavors? lawl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psi nrg Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Did you take pics because you knew people on here would later question your endeavors? lawl. That and why wouldnt you want a pic of that?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h282/jmm934/pic69.jpg Here ya go That ass/waist and tat look really familiar..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h282/jmm934/pic69.jpg Here ya go Uhhhh ... vids or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psi nrg Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I dont have a sim card for my blackberry otherwise I would have taken a vid. Nor do I own a cam trust me if I had access to either I'd post it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 this game is much better when youre waiting to be helped at a verizon store, and you go into the messages of the display phones and randomly txt people....verizon on 256 actually has active phones, and someone had txtd someone and didnt delete them, so while looking at the phone i noticed there was txts on it....hilarity ensued Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 this game is much better when youre waiting to be helped at a verizon store, and you go into the messages of the display phones and randomly txt people....verizon on 256 actually has active phones, and someone had txtd someone and didnt delete them, so while looking at the phone i noticed there was txts on it....hilarity ensued I've txt'ed the "when you gonna let me tap that" at the Brice location several times to any numbers that were on the phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mitsumodder Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 this is not my wife and she does know im married me: hey her: good morning sunshine me: can i ask you something? her: sure me: so, when can i tap that? her: boy you woke up with some balls...bad night? me: no, actually good night. you still didnt answer my question her: you shouldnt have to ask me: ill take that as a yes her: no reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan1647545506 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) me-so when are you going to let me tap that gf-say what me-tonight, tomorrow, thurs? gf-wat does it matter? me-5 mins meet in bathroom gf-uhm wat are you talkin bout me-you, me getting it on gf-are you ok?? me-yea gf-freak.... me-so when can i tap that? gf-whenever you want i dont deny you me-hey whats up steve-just workin, whats up bro? me-nm brosive, so when can i tap that? steve-how about tonight cutie? me-only if you leave the back door open for me to come in steve-ok im done lol, great thread on CR. me-hey quick question her-sure me can i tap that? her-wait who the fuck is this me-yes or no her- well wouldnt i need to know who you are first? me-no whats the answer? her...nothing 5min later her-fuck off dan me-hey whats up you her-heyy nmu? me-just hanging out...so when can i tap that? her-anytimeeee me-im free this fri. you want me to come up? her-yes! me-whats ur address? her-xxxx w. bancroft street me-what time her-10pm Edited November 3, 2009 by Dan added more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mitsumodder Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 ^^^pics or it never happened^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan1647545506 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 sisters friend..lol she was just messing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoostedAce Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 oOh god the text messages will probably go straight to my girl but i tryed it. Girl 1 (dont even know her, passed numbers at a show) me: ay girl, so when you gonna let me tap that? her: Lol wuuut me: ? she quit textin me back Girl 2 (girl i use to hang with) Me: ay girl, so when you gonna let me tap that? her: ha what? me: Did i studda? her: dont you have a girl friend? me: Im not sure yet, you gonna let me? her: why is that? me: Im waitin for you her: ha why? thats all so randomly silly! me: i got a question her: whats that me: when can i tap that? her: haha oh my gosh. I cant. did you see my myspace or somthing? me: no? what about it her: bc this all so random ha i havent talked to you in a while ha. But how are you me: bored, i got some tappin to do her: lol do it with your g/f! Girl 3 ( Best friends ex haha) Me: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that? her:hahahahahaha llaawwwwllll me: ? her: what you just sent me? me: You gonna let me? her: haha, your funny funny me: i got a question her: what now.... me: can i tap yo azz? her: hahahaha.oh my god XD me: please her: i got one for you me: whats that her: when are we going to chipotle? wow......when she said chipotle i was done hahaha and im eating it as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimpsy1647545505 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h282/jmm934/pic69.jpg Here ya go butterface? must complete the image Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief8one Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 sent this to my crazy old ex girlfriend who like to bat cat shit all around with a paddle... me- when can i tap that her- uhm. me- ? i need answers her- r u serious? me- duh her- looool i cant believe u said tap that! me- im a busy man i need answers her- ha ha i dont know busy me- let me knock your walls down and take you back to the "stood" age. her- sounds fun me- oh ya? her- ya sounds like a wall breaker me- thats what im talkin about ... keep it cave man style.. pulling hair and clubs to the head her- hahaha ya ya! alright i gotta go to work soo ttyl me- no u her- u u u pause me- you need a clubing no response te he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 sent this to my crazy old ex girlfriend who like to bat cat shit all around with a paddle... WTF did you just say?? English, please!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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