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long story short. lots of alcohol, rail road tracks, and the new Willoughby court house that opened for the first time that morning.

 

 

That's not so much a story as it is a random group of phrases we have no reference(or care) to connect.

 

Let me try ... A bag of soccer balls, a handlebar mustache, two pints of regurgitated horse semen.

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That's not so much a story as it is a random group of phrases we have no reference(or care) to connect.

 

Let me try ... A bag of soccer balls, a handlebar mustache, two pints of regurgitated horse semen.

 

I was drinking and finshed a 12pk of beast ice while watching Old School. I decided I needed more beer but had to hussle because the it was almost bar closing time (around here you can buy beer to go idk if other bars do that).

 

Well I jumped in my car and proceeded to drive. There are two sets of tracks going into dtw. The first set is a 2 set and quite a big hill hit that around 50. Laughed it off then droped in down to go faster (reports said around 80mph)on the super small one set. I dont rember what all happened but I seen the court cams and the car was basicly spinning like a tornado took out some curbs street signs ect. Ended up a foot away from hitting the court house.

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I was drinking and finshed a 12pk of beast ice while watching Old School. I decided I needed more beer but had to hussle because the it was almost bar closing time (around here you can buy beer to go idk if other bars do that).

 

Well I jumped in my car and proceeded to drive there two sets of tracks going into dtw. The first set is a 2 set and quite a big hill hit that around 50. Laughed it off then droped in down to go faster (reports said around 80mph)on the super small one set. I dont rember what all happened but I seen the court cams and the car was basicly spinning like a tornado took out some curbs street signs ect. Ended up a foot away from hitting the court house.

 

drunk driving isnt cool...hope youre not trying to impress

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drunk driving isnt cool...hope youre not trying to impress

 

no actually im not. im really sad i lost my car and that one of the main reasons i dont drink anymore. i could of easily it a pole and died luckily there wasnt one.

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no actually im not. im really sad i lost my car and that one of the main reasons i dont drink anymore. i could of easily it a pole and died luckily there wasnt one.

 

:thumbup: for atleast learning from your mistake

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I was drinking and finshed a 12pk of beast ice while watching Old School. I decided I needed more beer but had to hussle because the it was almost bar closing time (around here you can buy beer to go idk if other bars do that).

 

Well I jumped in my car and proceeded to drive. There are two sets of tracks going into dtw. The first set is a 2 set and quite a big hill hit that around 50. Laughed it off then droped in down to go faster (reports said around 80mph)on the super small one set. I dont rember what all happened but I seen the court cams and the car was basicly spinning like a tornado took out some curbs street signs ect. Ended up a foot away from hitting the court house.

 

Darwins calling on line 1.. Would you like to take it in your office

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I was drinking and finshed a 12pk of beast ice while watching Old School. I decided I needed more beer but had to hussle because the it was almost bar closing time (around here you can buy beer to go idk if other bars do that).

 

Well I jumped in my car and proceeded to drive. There are two sets of tracks going into dtw. The first set is a 2 set and quite a big hill hit that around 50. Laughed it off then droped in down to go faster (reports said around 80mph)on the super small one set. I dont rember what all happened but I seen the court cams and the car was basicly spinning like a tornado took out some curbs street signs ect. Ended up a foot away from hitting the court house.

 

Is this guy serious?

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:thumbup: for atleast learning from your mistake

 

i dont really like to post these pics due to the fact i hate looking at them but if it helps someone else not make the same mistake i did then. The videos at my parents house on their computer...i wont be posting it tho.

 

http://i46.tinypic.com/o7sy1e.jpg

 

http://i49.tinypic.com/2i28ufs.jpg

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