Forrest Gump 9 Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 These observations are by one of the greatest American philosophers, Jeff Foxworthy You may be Taliban if: 1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat. Enjoy!! Stolen from another board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 like :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Generally I groan at this man's work, but this I genuinely chuckled at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Cranium Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Foxworthy is a funny guy, and normally has some pretty interesting perspectives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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