You may be a Taliban if.........

[Forrest Gump 9]

These observations are by one of the greatest American philosophers, Jeff Foxworthy

 

 

You may be Taliban if:

 

1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

 

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

 

3. You have more wives than teeth.

 

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

 

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

 

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

 

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

 

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

 

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

 

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

 

Enjoy!! Stolen from another board.

[Dave1647545494]

ahaha

[Alex1647545498]

like :thumbup:

[Otis Nice]

nice.

[sol740]

Generally I groan at this man's work, but this I genuinely chuckled at.

[Ramsey]

good shit

[Richard Cranium]

Foxworthy is a funny guy, and normally has some pretty interesting perspectives.