phil Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 So tommorow is my last day at safelite autoglass. Fuck that place. I hate it it sucks . I've been there for a yr just waiting for a job to open that did with my education. So since its my last day I wanna do some epic shit. I've been coming in 2 hrs late everyday and leaving about an hr early, not really doing my job that well jus going through the motions. Its a call center so give me some ideas. I've already done some fun shit but I need epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rl Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 So you don't want to put them on a resume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 So you don't want to put them on a resume? My cuurent 2 bosses are quitting and the person in hr got boned by me so I can still use em as long as I have the in. More than likely no though. Can't stand that place. Best idea I have is. Saying "Thanku for choosing safelite, glass masters is way cheaper please hangup and call them, then hang the phone up. Or Safelite auto glas, and then jus silent the rest of the call til they hang up Or Just be honest to dumbass people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Tell everyone you guys replace windows with lexan.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 "thank you for calling Safelight, what the fuck do you want?" whatever they say "nobody can help you but Keith Stone" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 How about doing the job they are paying you to do? Sounds like that will definately be a break from the norm and will perhaps get the shock value your looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Put in your two weeks notice then only work 9 more days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinergi Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Upper Deck time!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 do both a favor and don't show up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 How about doing the job they are paying you to do? Sounds like that will definately be a break from the norm and will perhaps get the shock value your looking for. Funny u say that, I am very good at my job,do everything they ask, hit my numbers consistently. Do u kno what my year review raise was??? .20 cents. Gtfo out of here. Ill take my job that I have making almost 3 or 4x what I make now. I put my 2 weeks in 2 weeks ago and now I jus don't give a fuck. They can take there 10.20 and suck my dick til I shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 I always enjoyed promising the customers a bunch of outrageous crap that would never happen (free window repairs? rushed service? etc..) and basically just say yes to whatever ridiculous crap the people ask for. Another option is to pretend to be a gay robot who is replacing human customer service reps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Upper Deck time!! Classic.....done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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V8 Beast Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Funny u say that, I am very good at my job,do everything they ask, hit my numbers consistently. Do u kno what my year review raise was??? .20 cents. Gtfo out of here. Ill take my job that I have making almost 3 or 4x what I make now. I put my 2 weeks in 2 weeks ago and now I jus don't give a fuck. They can take there 10.20 and suck my dick til I shit I got a $1.12ish an hour raise today for the hell of it... No bullshit. I walked into the associate directors office and he was like here ya go.. and I was like sweet... and he was like have a good day... and I was like you do the same. $2323 a year just because I come to work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitual Sinner Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Another option is to pretend to be a gay robot who is replacing human customer service reps. Pretend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitual Sinner Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 I got a $1.12ish an hour raise today for the hell of it... No bullshit. I walked into the associate directors office and he was like here ya go.. and I was like sweet... and he was like have a good day... and I was like you do the same. $2323 a year just because I come to work... Now go make your car faster. :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 go in a stall, pull down your pants, twirl around and just start pissing all over the walls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Bring a small video camera with you into work. Set it up at your desk. When you feel it's time to peace stand up on your chair, make eye contact with a manager or floor walker, then proceed to give them the double salute and yell "fuck you tom, you piece of shit! I quit!" Don't smile, don't do anything, just walk quietly out of the building. Then post results here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Miller did u work there? Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Do what you are paid to do, or quit. No notice, just quit. No need to be a bitch and cause co-workers drama. KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Do what you are paid to do, or quit. No notice, just quit. No need to be a bitch and cause co-workers drama. KillJoy Your old, thers no fun in that. You get once chance to get back at the jack asses that have beding you over. Mite as well make it worth it. Plus this won't happen til my last 5 min. Minus the upper decker I'm so doing this early lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Upper Deck time!! i m a fan of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 do something that will get you arrested and mess up your next job. honestly, put yourself in the customer's shoes---you call into a company to give them business, and the person on the phone is a prick to you. wtf? with the economy the way it is, just be thankful for the fact you had a job, and have been able to secure a better one, utilizing your training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEVE-O Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 the best thing you can do by far to screw that place over is and I know this because the two weeks I worked there a girl did it.. When you get a call. oress your magic discount button twice if that is still the limited number you are aloud to. Then when you are giving your speach about the labor warrenty tell them there is a lifetime war on the GLASS ITSELF AND THE LABOR. lol Girl did this a guy called back a week later because a truck tossed up rocks cracked his windsheild and wanted it replaced for free because she told him the glass was covered for life... They pulled her call and sure enough she said that so now he will get a free windsheild anytime he wants on that car even if he hit it with a baseball bat... Do that to every customer you have and they will get pissed lol also just keep telling the people you can barley here them and have them repeat how to spell their name over and over again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2highpsi Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Where did you get on making $35 an hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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