Bam Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 shit, i ran paul in mexico a few weeks back on 8 pounds running rich as fuck. wasnt pretty............ for me whew! i've got a chance then, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 I think I found your next race... http://www.modernpooch.com/archives/MalcolmMiniSchnauzer1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted October 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 As expeditious as he looks, I bet he's no match for this combo... http://www.russianspacedogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dog-fanny-pack.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Just a typical mustang owner on his way to work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 You and everybody else in this thread will get walked by the fastest stock bottom end Element in Columbus. The fastest stock bottom end Element in Columbus is so fast, you MUST refer to it in the third person. The fastest stock bottom end Element in Columbus will not race unless you give it the hit, 4 to 9 cars, you must be on tires of equal or lesser value, and you must be playing "party in the USA". The fastest stock bottom end element only races on tracks in Canada since we all know it is not a real country. If you do not accept these terms the fastest stock bottom end element in Columbus will deem you slow, a coward, and not worthy of the greatness it pisses every morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 You and everybody else in this thread will get walked by the fastest stock bottom end Element in Columbus. The fastest stock bottom end Element in Columbus is so fast, you MUST refer to it in the third person. The fastest stock bottom end Element in Columbus will not race unless you give it the hit, 4 to 9 cars, you must be on tires of equal or lesser value, and you must be playing "party in the USA". The fastest stock bottom end element only races on tracks in Canada since we all know it is not a real country. If you do not accept these terms the fastest stock bottom end element in Columbus will deem you slow, a coward, and not worthy of the greatness it pisses every morning. Wow that looks like a Phil/Paul post had sex and a non touch-of-downs kid came out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 So whatcha gonna do with that element bub? Someone has to run I haven't taken the car out of the garage in weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontiacfreak142 Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Damn mustang owners, i swear most of them are just as bad as ricers anymore lol. I had some kid in a fox body do that same shit to me on broad street one night, he finally slowed down enough that i got up next to him and punched it as soon as he did. Poor fool never saw it comin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Your daddy has a faster car son get out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1647545489 Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Interesting, a camaro owner ripping on mustang owners. I always thought most of the stereotypes can easily be applied to both groups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 So whatcha gonna do with that element bub? Someone has to run I haven't taken the car out of the garage in weeks. It should be ready in two weeks, JDM parts are in coming from Japan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 You're fired. Wag did you ever get an answer to that question you asked me some time ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirks5oh Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 great thread. will read later today for further enjoyment. sounds like you couldn't keep up with him and his overrated 215hp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontiacfreak142 Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Your daddy has a faster car son get out yea to bad it wont be that way for much longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 You're fired. Wag did you ever get an answer to that question you asked me some time ago? Yeah my tax lawyer friend said I am in the clear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Yeah my tax lawyer friend said I am in the clear I was going to tell you the same just making sure you got the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dover Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Everyone's slow in this thread. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKilbourne Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Everyone's slow in this thread. /thread Including you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 Everyone's slow in this thread. /thread Your fulla shit. <---- you see dat blur? dat's real yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dover Posted October 28, 2010 Report Share Posted October 28, 2010 I iz slow to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 My celica gt-s would walk 96-98 GTs. Idk about highly modded ones but I thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 negative ghost rider. from a former 4.6 owner, my 1.8 is faster by more than a half a second. So what's that, high 14's or low 15's? Mighty impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted October 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 hey yo, the point of this thread was not the fact that some slow ass ricer tried to dick the dog on the highway. i guess you mustang guys are colorblind cuz you couldnt read the fine print, it was just a matter of me bein bored and shit. an if you got a problem with it, you can meet me down there So what's that, high 14's or low 15's? Mighty impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 This thread is now 3 seconds faster due to a 200 shot of awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 I hit the brakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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