Guest Hal Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 What happened to this section? It's winter and I see nothing exciting here. Where are all the Kitchen pros (Eli, Tilley, Sam, etc...)? Has this place seriously degraded into people just making weak jabs at Paul's beard or some dumb 5 questions thread? Good God, at this point I would even be excited to see a long, rambling, incoherent post from Phil attempting to rip someone. I would prepare to put on my flame suit, but I stand a better chance of spontaneous combustion than I do getting properly flamed in here. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 CR was better off without you.. fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 CR was better off without you.. fag. Congrats on being the first one to prove my point. I'm not sure if that was supposed to hurt my feelings, but I assure you they have not been. Fuck your ninja edit, I refuse to requote to add your popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 I came to this thread to prove your point.. duhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 BTW, you get softer as each year passes here on CR. Go drink a beer that puts dick on your balls and report back... and don't make a seperate thread like all of these other dipshits and act like it's your first beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 BTW, you get softer as each year passes here on CR. Go drink a beer that puts dick on your balls and report back... and don't make a seperate thread like all of these other dipshits and act like it's your first beer. I may have lost a step or two in the last 5 years but I am still an egotistical asshole. That being said, I do not care about your approval. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Your the guy who couldnt get his 24 valve v8 turbo to do didly squat right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 I may have lost a step or two in the last 5 years but I am still an egotistical asshole. That being said, I do not care about your approval. You are still in my sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Your the guy who couldnt get his 24 valve v8 turbo to do didly squat right? You talking about the 1000 hp 12 second bumble bee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 hmh. See if you get a 5 questions thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 hmh. See if you get a 5 questions thread. Oh, snap! I've got a 2 part question. Mustangs suck ass and go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKilbourne Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Your the guy who couldnt get his 24 valve v8 turbo to do didly squat right? Did he get the only 3-valve Cobra of that year ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Did he get the only 3-valve Cobra of that year ? Yes, I did. It was super duper secret. No it never did shit and it never made 1000hp either. I couldn't care less about that car, now. Out of sight out of mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 You are still in my sig http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f277/punkhott712/you-complete-me-lossy.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Hal we need you to tell some of these new short bus drivers how to die. The best I have is to "suck start a shotgun" and most of them don't understand that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 i heard hal can suck start a 15:1 compression dragster. idk whats more impressive, that skill or that he can get the whole 3" collector in his mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 This tread didn't need HAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 I agree with the OP. It is kinda weak around here. We need more threads about people getting bent out of shape about the snow plow guy. You know, like running in the house all butt hurt to get a gun or something breaking doors down on the way. something like this thread... http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77055&highlight=closet+door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 I agree with the OP. It is kinda weak around here. We need more threads about people getting bent out of shape about the snow plow guy. You know, like running in the house all butt hurt to get a gun or something breaking doors down on the way. something like this thread... http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77055&highlight=closet+door Holy shit, did you come up with that all yourself? Wow, you're a damned genius. I guess had you read some more you would have realized that: A)I'm not bothered by a mcsteak B)You won't be able to ruffle my feathers by using my own actions against me. I must say, you're one of the dumber people I have had the pleasure of talking down to. I'd probably carry this post a little longer if only I wouldn't have to explain every sentence in it to you. P.S. If you have trouble understanding the words in this, try opening up a dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Hal we need you to tell some of these new short bus drivers how to die. The best I have is to "suck start a shotgun" and most of them don't understand that No. I have to use my death wish powers wisely. I found out that a person I told to go die ended up with terminal cancer. She's 22. I guess I'm pretty awesome. Edit: She was the first person I can recall telling to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 i heard hal can suck start a 15:1 compression dragster. idk whats more impressive, that skill or that he can get the whole 3" collector in his mouth I'm not even sure where to start with this one... What should I do? Should I point out your obvious homosexual tendencies? What should I do? Should I talk about your inability to form a thought that doesn't involve cars? What should I do? Should I suggest that your insult doesn't make sense because there wouldn't be enough force to actually start an engine? What should I do... Le triple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Holy shit, did you come up with that all yourself? Wow, you're a damned genius. I guess had you read some more you would have realized that: A)I'm not bothered by a mcsteak B)You won't be able to ruffle my feathers by using my own actions against me. I must say, you're one of the dumber people I have had the pleasure of talking down to. I'd probably carry this post a little longer if only I wouldn't have to explain every sentence in it to you. P.S. If you have trouble understanding the words in this, try opening up a dictionary. Trying to play me down as dumb doesnt take away that you are a proven scared little boy thats apparently an attention whore thats also easily butt hurt. Please continue with all the big boy talk while I go dig out my Webster. Oh, and it appears that you did get your tail feathers ruffled or are you always this much of a bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 6/10 for trolling attempt. lacks clear motive, lacks pictures/.gifs, lacks supporting evidence. Furthermore, OP is showing signs of blunt anal trauma, common in those experiencing quarterlife crisis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Trying to play me down as dumb doesnt take away that you are a proven scared little boy thats apparently an attention whore thats also easily butt hurt. Please continue with all the big boy talk while I go dig out my Webster. Oh, and it appears that you did get your tail feathers ruffled or are you always this much of a bitch? Oh, did I get my feathers ruffled? Here I thought I was just passing time until another moron attempted to rail against me. I guess I'm just so upset that I'm in denial. Maybe I'll be progressing through the next stages of grief over the next few days. Acceptance must be right around the corner. I'm not trying to "play you down" as dumb, just stating that you are dumb. Your first (and only, due to lack of punctuation) sentence just shows your ignorance. There is a distinct difference between fear and rage. This might be a good time for you to grab that dictionary you're searching for. Maybe when you get to the point where you can read chapter books without mommy's help, you'll be able understand more complex ideas. I'm looking forward to your next attempt to upset me. Hopefully it works, I obviously need to be taken down a peg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 6/10 for trolling attempt. lacks clear motive, lacks pictures/.gifs, lacks supporting evidence. Furthermore, OP is showing signs of blunt anal trauma, common in those experiencing quarterlife crisis. There we go with the homosexual comments again. I guess that answers my question of what I should do. I'm not sure what your fascination is with my apparent sucking abilities and my ass, but it is flattering. Thank you? FYI trolls don't have a motive or supporting evidence. Your grading system is flawed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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