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5.oh fb > wannabe fast bmw

 

= titanic + a metric shit ton of buslengths

 

We also found out that gnomes have their own way of hazarding a win...

 

 

I think the gaper deserves a honorable shit on the gapees hood. Itll go well with the nazi hood ornament.

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So is Gape going to win any races this year? He sure is off to a hell of a start. :lol:

 

I bet this car is either changed, sold, or traded with in a month.

 

Oh no my friend... a even more wannabe. Patter$on, Gapes butt butty.

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Wanna be my dick. I lost by a metric ton of boat lengths. Chris should be proud. He beat a 200K stock BMW.

 

Dear Chris,

 

I'd like my headlights back as soon as possible. They should be in the region of you rear bumper. Blendon Twp. isn't very forgiving for driving with out them at night.

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teh Patter$on 2011 predictions:

 

3/18/2011- rolled on hardcore

3/18-4/30/2011- spend money trying to make teh naziwagen fast and tell me how my car will fail

 

5/1/2011- teh patter$on gets asshole open wider than the atlantic

5/2-6/1/2011 gets gaped by rest of CR

6/2/2011- failwagen gets sold

6/3/2011- uncontrollable midlife meltdown

6/5/2011- buys a VW

 

keke

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teh Patter$on 2011 predictions:

 

3/18/2011- rolled on hardcore

3/18-4/30/2011- spend money trying to make teh naziwagen fast and tell me how my car will fail

 

5/1/2011- teh patter$on gets asshole open wider than the atlantic

5/2-6/1/2011 gets gaped by rest of CR

6/2/2011- failwagen gets sold

6/3/2011- uncontrollable midlife meltdown

6/5/2011- buys a el camino adds 496

6/6/2011- penis gets smaller

keke

 

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Swami Patter$on predicts for Badazschoolbitch:

 

Doesn't have a running car, but has powerful excuses as to why.

 

The Patterson sticks to plan and does spend money, just as I planned. And is begged all year to loan out another car..

 

I won't be sad.

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