Jesus christ.... a BMW got gaped

[Guest Spam]

5.oh fb > wannabe fast bmw

 

= titanic + a metric shit ton of buslengths

 

We also found out that gnomes have their own way of hazarding a win...

 

 

I think the gaper deserves a honorable shit on the gapees hood. Itll go well with the nazi hood ornament.

[Cordell]

So is Gape going to win any races this year? He sure is off to a hell of a start.

 

I bet this car is either changed, sold, or traded with in a month.

[Alex L.]

Not the same car.

[Guest Spam]

So is Gape going to win any races this year? He sure is off to a hell of a start.

 

I bet this car is either changed, sold, or traded with in a month.

 

Oh no my friend... a even more wannabe. Patter$on, Gapes butt butty.

[Cordell]

Not the same car.

 

Oh my bad, he said wannabe fast BMW

[Cordell]

Oh no my friend... a even more wannabe. Patter$on, Gapes butt butty.

 

Well a big :thumbup: to you.

 

When are they going to learn?

[Guest Spam]

Iknorite. Erik bein all butthurt at home too.

 

Fuckin skank.

[Patterson]

Wanna be my dick. I lost by a metric ton of boat lengths. Chris should be proud. He beat a 200K stock BMW.

 

Dear Chris,

 

I'd like my headlights back as soon as possible. They should be in the region of you rear bumper. Blendon Twp. isn't very forgiving for driving with out them at night.

[AWW$HEEET]

The FAA is going to impose a no fly zone over chris' asshole once I gape it out.

[Patterson]

Um um pssst your avatar is back....

[mjrsplat]

LMAO nice avatar gabe. sounds like i missed out on quite a bit tonight.. and i almost turned around to try to get some fb action. oh well, next time i guess.

[Guest Spam]

Shuttafuckup splatty. Youd get rolled on hardcore....like mcgangbang hardcore. Btw, how was your mcgangbang erik?

[mjrsplat]

Shuttafuckup splatty. Youd get rolled on hardcore....like mcgangbang hardcore. Btw, how was your mcgangbang erik?

 

says the guy in the passenger seat. :gtfo:

[unfunnyryan]

you're all slow.

 

i'm the best.

[Major_golf]

http://www.beemtuning.com/images/djautoe36euroheadlights.jpg

 

Hay i found these on the side of the road any one know who they belong to

[Major_golf]

says the guy in the passenger seat. :gtfo:

 

Get Sum

 

herrrrp derrrrrrrp

[Patterson]

I'm gonna need those back...

 

 

The McGangbang Deluxe was bad ass. Highly recommended.

[Major_golf]

The McGangbang Deluxe was bad ass. Highly recommended.

 

i concur

[Major_golf]

I'm gonna need those back...

 

once you beat gabe you can have them back

[Guest Spam]

teh Patter$on 2011 predictions:

 

3/18/2011- rolled on hardcore

3/18-4/30/2011- spend money trying to make teh naziwagen fast and tell me how my car will fail

 

5/1/2011- teh patter$on gets asshole open wider than the atlantic

5/2-6/1/2011 gets gaped by rest of CR

6/2/2011- failwagen gets sold

6/3/2011- uncontrollable midlife meltdown

6/5/2011- buys a VW

 

keke

[Major_golf]

teh Patter$on 2011 predictions:

 

3/18/2011- rolled on hardcore

3/18-4/30/2011- spend money trying to make teh naziwagen fast and tell me how my car will fail

 

5/1/2011- teh patter$on gets asshole open wider than the atlantic

5/2-6/1/2011 gets gaped by rest of CR

6/2/2011- failwagen gets sold

6/3/2011- uncontrollable midlife meltdown

6/5/2011- buys a el camino adds 496

6/6/2011- penis gets smaller

keke

 

fixed

[Major_golf]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g7KcbMxmLEU/Ru8RnT8V8wI/AAAAAAAABqc/W8jkjzFi_LU/s400/bmw_small.jpg

[Patterson]

Swami Patter$on predicts for Badazschoolbitch:

 

Doesn't have a running car, but has powerful excuses as to why.

 

The Patterson sticks to plan and does spend money, just as I planned. And is begged all year to loan out another car..

 

I won't be sad.

[Guest Spam]

Swami Patter$on predicts for Badazschoolbitch.

 

I wonder if a mod would change my name to that?

 

BDAZSKOOLBIOTCH

[AWW$HEEET]

Trainwreck thread.