I need guns and martial arts training...

[nurkvinny]

to prepare for little horny bastards in about 15 years.

 

My wife popped out our first daughter yesterday morning. All is well. Like most births, there were some scary-ass moments, but that is the past now.

 

Secondly, a man can live on coffee and not much else for 2 days.

 

:lolguy::lolguy:

 

 

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Edited October 16, 2011 by nurkvinny

[2pointslow]

congrats!!!

[TTQ B4U]

congrats man! now go get fixed

[wagner]

Congrats!

 

All you need to scare away boyfriends is a shotgun to clean when they come over. Also remind them you are not afraid to go back to prison and have to take meds to "stop the voices"

[Skinner]

congrats man! now go get fixed

 

This.

[AJ]

did you get the extra stitch?

[evan9381]

im so sorry. lol

 

but really, congrats...ive got nephew #2 coming in 5-6 weeks...i get to give them back though. hahah

[Not Brian]

I hope you dislike sleep

[V8 Beast]

Congrats!!!

[AJ]

I hope you dislike sleep

 

lol @ your sig

[nurkvinny]

Thanks guys. Sleep and I parted ways a while ago. I do hope to catch up with him again someday.

 

Stitches: dammit, how could I forget about that?

 

Getting fixed: damn straight.

 

Shotgun: covered.

 

Voices: but, they have kept my company all of these years.

[Aaron]

Congrats, having a girl is close to the top of my list of "risks" of having kids, lol.

 

Enjoy.

[nurkvinny]

I figure I'll have it fairly easy. She'll have 2 older brothers, several 6'5" uncles, grandpas that were in the military and hunt constantly...

 

And possibly even more important than the above, 2 scary-mean aunts.

 

She's covered.

[10phone2]

Even though it's late, congradulations on the newborn.

[Buck531]

Congrats. Woohoo.. another tax deduction .

[Mattsv8]

awsome man they are totally diff than boys.

[Patrick]

As soon as I have a kid, snip. Or maybe next week. And freeze the little fucks.

 

 

Healthy, I assume? Congrats.

[sol740]

CONGRATS!!!

[nurkvinny]

awsome man they are totally diff than boys.

 

This is what I keep hearing.

 

Let's hope so.

 

[99BlownYellowGT]

Congrats!!

[Danielle]

Congrats Shes adorable.

[Earl1647545488]

Congrats dude! I can't believe you went from "I'm never having kids"to this, heh.